Author's Notes: This is a light hearted romp through, and a bit of a rant at, the way that advertisers are torturing our language, which, by the way, is English English. There is little, if any, sex involved, so if you are looking for a stroke story, there are plenty of others that will meet your needs. A few explanations may be helpful to those outside th...
("Sparrow fart" is very, very early in the morning. Ute- what some call a pick up we call a ute, short for utility. We really struggle to pick them up. We have technology called steering wheels. We use them to change lanes for example. We admire people who get out of their pick ups, run beside them as they pick them up, move them to another lane, then get b...
A special thank you to DickMarks for editing and beta-read. The mistakes that are there were added after I got the chapter back. ****** Sometimes a person makes the biggest mistake of their life in the heat of the moment. Something a simple 'sorry' won't make up for. It took two entire days for my temper to cool down and my reasoning to return to me, and...
I'm not going to pretend that I just turned an innocent eighteen years old when these events occurred. I was eighteen and a half when I entered college, with all the experience that eighteen years of living provides a girl, and much closer to nineteen than the big one eight when most of this story takes place. It was my good fortune to meet two people who w...
A Faeophobia-Universe story "..... And the previous reports have been confirmed, the forecasts of that PFF that's been projected has been verified. Parents are advised to keep adolescent males out of doors and away from windows. Stores are reporting record sales of erectile dysfunction drugs as..." But Lisa passed out of earshot of the female announcer on...
Where to begin? I guess I'll start at the present and when you've got some facts, I can back up a little. Then you should be right up to date. I'd just hopped into bed... alone... as usual, and jerked off while watching a porno flick with several good-lookin' babes fucking and sucking everything in sight. Despite the array of smoldering flesh on my TV scr...
Where to begin? I guess I'll start at the present and when you've got some facts, I can back up a little. Then you should be right up to date. I'd just hopped into bed... alone... as usual, and jerked off while watching a porno flick with several good-lookin' babes fucking and sucking everything in sight. Despite the array of smoldering flesh on my TV scre...
A big thank you to Dickmarks for editing. Any mistakes are because I couldn't leave it alone. ****** I averted my eyes as the man played with himself in the tri-mirror. "Are you satisfied, Mr. Wellington?" "Yeah, I guess. Are you sure I shouldn't go bigger?" I chuckled, slightly forced. "Take it from someone who went overboard. Too much, and nobody can...
"So, you're Taniel?" she asked. I didn't know who this pixie was, but I was glad to meet her. Her blue cocktail dress complemented her purple skin very well. I found the combination almost as fascinating as her tits, which showed off about half of themselves facing upward, and her wings; two gossamer attachments that shimmered in the club's lighting with a...
Chapter 2: Friday Afternoon Mia sank into the huge chair by the window. The extra £25 for a first class ticket was definitely worth it. The carriage was clean and modern, and most importantly empty. She then opened up her emails on her laptop. There was a few things from work which she needed to reply to. Then, she checked her email confirmation once more...