A theme song plays over flashing images of grey-scale porn and hentai, with red lines connecting them. Every other episode, one verse in the show's theme song changes. In this episode, the verse goes: Three beauties lose their home, and go to live with someone awful He tries to steal their virginity with a plot that's not quite lawful It's hard to fathom how...
Earth Gatineau Park Dungeon August 12, 2019 17:42 EDT We all looked to Sonja and she shrugged, causing us to all burst in uncontrollable laughter. It was probably the adrenaline wearing off. The rest of us stood up and walked over to the chest. I opened it up to see what loot was in store for us. "You would figure such a large chest would have more stuf...
Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy Scythe II Class Scyftan Empire Vessel - The Fang of Khigil 01:37 Scyftan Empire Time (09:37 Eastern Daylight Time) April 13, 12610 (April 12, 2019) Alarm klaxons started blaring suddenly in the middle of the night, waking the captain of The Fang of Khigil. Akroix Drutex was about to head to the bridge when he felt his m...
Earth Algonquin Park Dungeon, Ontario August 15, 2019 17:52 EDT The speed at which we were progressing through the dungeon had increased thanks to Mason and his new halberd. It had nearly doubled his damage allowing him to do an absolutely insane amount of area of effect damage. We had quickly decimated the previous two floors, and hadn't slowed down at...
Earth Spectre Base, Canadian Rockies August 13, 2019 6:03 PDT (09:03 EDT) As soon as I said begin, my mirror image began sending me seemingly random messages. I closed my eyes and imagined a crystalline shield forming around my mind, completely sealing it off. I was shocked that it actually worked. I was fully expecting to spend a while trying to form a...
Readers; this is a fairytale fantasy I have written in response to a challenge from a friend. I did not plan on throwing in so many fairyland creatures, movie land characters, and mythological deities that I would be forced to do copious research; so much so that I have added a References list at the end. And, speaking of "The End", please forgive me because...
The iron door hung heavy on its hinges. Poe raised his hand and banged as loud as he could. A small camera buzzed as it panned back and forth across the hallway. He stared into the lens, and it hesitated a moment on him. He raised the cooler in his hands. A loud click sounded, and the door's security disengaged. Poe went inside, and the door slammed behind h...
Earth Spectre Base, Canadian Rockies August 12, 2019 18:56 PDT (15:56 EDT) There was now quite a crowd watching in amusement as Jonathan and his friends walked in circles without realizing it. They were now on the fifth floor of the dungeon, which seems to employ a minor disorienting aura, affecting the mind. Around the room, bets were being made on how...
Earth Gatineau Park Dungeon, Quebec August 15, 2019 07:44 EDT Shortly after we finished off the floor boss, there was a rumbling sound and a small section of the stone floor gave way, revealing a staircase leading down, presumably to the seventh floor. First up, though, was gathering all the stuff left behind by the skeletons we killed. While everyone e...
Earth Gatineau Park Dungeon, Quebec August 12, 2019 08:04 EDT "Time dilation active..." "Initializing: Stage 1..." "Beginning scan of Jonathan Stevens..." Beams of light shot from everywhere, seemingly scanning me from from every angle. After a minute or so, the beams of light disappeared. A display of its findings appeared as a hologram in front of m...