Thanks to Jane Urquhart for proofreading this. Attention: Most people will find the following transcripts of three of Dr. Homer Vargas's advice sessions extremely disturbing and offensive. No one without the direst need for help with these problems should be reading this. Children under 25 should GO AWAY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Ask Dr. Vargas Greetings ag...
Author's note: this story follows on from the earlier "To Take Advantage" stories. You might want to read them first! ***** There was a quiet murmur of conversation in the restaurant, underscored by the light percussive tinkle of cutlery on crockery. The pervasive atmosphere was of people luxuriating in comfortable surroundings, elegant wine and fine dinin...
Grayson rose with the first, silver streaks of morning sun blazing into his eyes. He squinted and rolled over, moving away from the beckoning call to awake. He felt the pounding effects of whisky and ale in his head and knew he had drank far too much for his own good. As nature started calling him, he rose and emptied himself into the chamber pot, then conte...
NOTE: I've been a fan of George Tasker's pulpy, over-the-top styled stories. He's kindly given me permission to write a story set in one of his universes, using his Agent Hooter and Agent Slut characters. The gist of the below story came to me in a dream and I felt obliged to write it and flesh it out. But this quick two-parter isn't slowing me down from com...
This one is posted complete since it's not really all that long. The next one will be epic in length, which is so not true. Did make you think I would for a second though. :p ** Hear train come middle of vittles, look up at Dan who look back and point at plate. Am nervous on this day. No real reason for on account Martin and Gwen went back with no ask Dan...
The gardens were alive with light and colour, as the streaks of sunlight filled the grounds of Dunvegan. High up in the Fairy Tower, banners were raised and the soft wind had them fluttering gently. Benches were placed in rows for the guests to sit on and two rows of colourful flower petals delineated the path for the couples to walk along. Servants and st...
Rachel jumped to her feet. "I've... I've got to go. I can't stay here any more." Reggie looked with sadness at his sister, but she was right. "Go to him as soon as you can travel. Whatever it takes, you get him and get your family to safety." She ran over and embraced him, she was shaking with emotion right now. "Get things packed." "I'm going too." They a...
Mitchell and Matthew were closer than most brothers. They had met the first day of kindergarten and cemented a bond that lasted a lifetime. They went through Matt's tonsillectomy and through Mitch's parents' divorce. They were gangly teen boys together who compared cocks and pimples on a daily basis. When dating age approached Matt dug a hole for himself b...
Dear Dirty Diary, Over the rest of the visit, Louise and I wandered through the shops down in Huntingdon while Doug explored the area. He seemed infatuated with Lake St. Francis, I suppose because it was reminiscent of Lake Ontario. On our drive back home, he behaved himself admirably, deep in thought. By the end of the following week, he informed me everyt...
Our very liberal friends Reggie and Bob were coming for diner and fun tonight. Since we'd played with them several times, there was no need to be coy about our plans, yet a little anticipation never hurts. We didn't have much contrived beyond snacks, cards and some elegant sex play. They arrived unusually early. Shirley was still in the shower and didn't h...