I chose to tell this tale is because it has holds a special place in my heart. There is just something special about a female who is no longer a girl but not yet a woman. She was at that glorious stage of life where she didn't know a thing about life but thought she knew it all. Patricia was perfect; if she hadn't been I wouldn't have come to her. Patricia...
Laughing, Natalya surveyed the other bridesmaids and realized they were totally taken in by the stripper routine on stage. She tried to cover up, put on her good girl face, and pretend she was just another airhead to fit in. It wasn't working. The fireman and the police officer, stripped down to just boxers, took her hands and started tugging her up to join...
Tammy shivered in the coolness of the night. The line seemed to stretch for eternity. "How many miles is it?" she complained. Frank looked at her, "Well, if you didn't have that ridiculous tube top on, you wouldn't cold. Amy's tits are as big as yours but she covers herself up." Joe's eyes ran up and down her outfit. "He's right, "Joe sad, "You gotta be...
The sound of a generic incoming text woke me. Who, I asked myself, would be texting me at the ungodly hour of... let's see... ELEVEN in the morning on a Saturday? Especially when it felt like someone had dropped an anvil on my head. I tried to remember what had happened the night before. I had gone out for some drinks with coworkers and former coworkers and...
Its days like this I think about other couples I know. I think about their wives and girlfriends and how they probably have their own idiosyncrasies, flaws, and strange habits. I'm sure they complain about the toilet seat being up, how a stray toenail clipping catches their foot in the bathroom or how they have to make the choice of where to eat even if they...
Derick stood in front of his altar, carefully inscribing the last of the designs on the piece of copper foil. He checked his work against the illustration in the book, and smiled when he saw that it was perfect. He took the vial of rose-oil and anointed the charm, reciting the accompanying text, which ended, "Most holy and revered Goddess, Laughter-loving Ap...
Professor John Gordon peered over his reading glasses from his podium, into the first row of the auditorium, to where she invariably sat in each of his advanced English lit classes. McKenzie. McKenzie Hayden Rose. He prided himself on being unflappable, never being distracted by one of his students, but the growing bulge beneath his khakis was betraying him...
I glance at my wristwatch for the third time in as many minutes and I begin to wonder if Jenna is anywhere near ready yet, when from across the other side of the hotel suite I hear the shower turn on in the bathroom. Well, I guess that answers my question then. The whole back wall of the bedroom is mirrored from floor to ceiling and I stand at the end of th...
I looked down at Amber as she held our daughter. The gambit of emotions as I gazed upon her, holding Anna, our fragile little daughter in her arms, was almost too much. I wanted to cry I was so happy, weep for all the problems I knew she would face in her life, dance that she was finally here, and go running up and down the halls screaming that I was a dad....
August 23, First Entry! The number one thing everyone has told me to do to become a good writer is to read a lot of books. I usually just say fuck that because it just results in unnecessary copying and then you just claim that the writers you read are just an "influence" and that you're still original. In all actuality, original thought no longer exists. S...