Spence The Wannabe Pornstar By : DickThePimp A short story about Spence, Carrie, Kelly... and Doug's mom Janet... from the sitcom King Of Queens Cast : Spence Ulchin (Patton Oswalt) Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini) Kelly Palmer (Merrin Dungey) And Janet Heffernan (Jenny O'Hara) "Carrie, can I talk to you for a minute?" "Make it quick, Spence. I've go...
So I have to keep a journal of my "Adventures" at Harem University. My Written Pornetry professor insisted that it would help with his class if we could describe the way we felt so we could accurately describe the experience in our fictional works, or use the experience for our essays. Honestly, I just think the old man is a pervert who wants to collect smut...
Chapter 7 White Slave Harem The film starts in a disco in Cindy is out on the dance floor attracting a lot of attention. The first reason she's attracting attention is her outfit. She's wearing a white diamond fishnet minidress that basically hides nothing and her entire body is on display. Underneath she's wearing a tiny white bikini top barely covering t...
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It all seemed like a blur, to be honest. I have no idea what the hell just happened to me. One moment, I was driving my parents to my sister's high school graduation ceremony, and the next thing I could remember was some sort of explosion. Some glass from the front panel must have lodged itself into my face or something. I distinctly remember that much, at l...
It had been a couple days since Suzy's brutal beating. Nik tried to keep his mind off of it. Work and grading assignments didn't help. Gale was too close to the situation to talk to. Valerie and Michelle wanted Nik to distance himself from the entire affair. He called Maya, needing to see her, needing help to relieve feeling helpless and keep focused on more...
It would be over soon, Brent realized. After the wheel had come up on Red, when he'd bet on Black... oohhh! Again! He was losing chips hand over fist! There went his stimulus rebate check, and his mortgage payment...ouch! "I can turn it around..." he hissed, gripping the rim of the table expectantly, amidst the glitz and glitter of the casino floor. And th...
I was awake. It would have to be now. I'd be thinking it, planning it, and I had to move. I couldn't let things stand. But it wasn't so easy: I couldn't just jump out of bed - not with all of them. So I began to slowly extricate myself from the tangle of womanly limbs. So sleek, so soft... NO! NO!! I wouldn't think about how gorgeous they all were. That way...
Nik woke up feeling Valerie's face nuzzle into his broad chest. She looked completely at peace, resting there in complete safety, so safe that she had drooled all over him. He hit the alarm on his phone, the stirring waking up Valerie from her deep slumber. "Morning, Massa," she yawned, her face not lifting itself from the makeshift pillow. "You look beat...
A special thank you to DickMarks for editing and beta-read. The mistakes that are there were added after I got the chapter back. ****** Sometimes a person makes the biggest mistake of their life in the heat of the moment. Something a simple 'sorry' won't make up for. It took two entire days for my temper to cool down and my reasoning to return to me, and...