It was a cold October night in Davenport, Iowa, the baseball season was well and truly over and I was making ends meet delivering pizza for a buddy. I did the night shift because I was still working out every day at the gym, sometimes twice. With all that work my slim six-foot frame was looking in great shape. I've got particularly good pectorals, great bun...
It all seemed like a blur, to be honest. I have no idea what the hell just happened to me. One moment, I was driving my parents to my sister's high school graduation ceremony, and the next thing I could remember was some sort of explosion. Some glass from the front panel must have lodged itself into my face or something. I distinctly remember that much, at l...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real This is a combo fuck parody series of two of my favorite sitcoms Friends and King Of Queens... I play myself an amateur pornstar/producer... I live with my friend Joey from Friends... I intertwine characters from both shows as we all interact in both locations... It takes place in 2003 I had a pretty normal day for me...
Laura is my goddess! At home she is a great wife and helps me out in every way. In the bedroom, she's ruthless. She talks to me as if I'm insignificant, and I love it. I shake I'm so excited. She confessed her bi-sexuality years ago, so I let loose with my fantasies and she obliges. Laura is in her early 30's, D cup and thick where she needs to be. She's b...
New readers: Don't start reading here, it'll make no fucking sense, regardless of my little recaps. Take it from the top. ==================================== I turn 40 years old tomorrow. Well on my way to 50 fucking years old. I certainly don't feel like I'm on my way to 50, although I might look it a little bit. More gray coming into my hair and beard...
Mindy Main was happy, and it wasn't just because half an 8- ball had found its way up her nose this afternoon. She was finally quitting the porn business once and for all. Like most women she had gone from being a stripper to a sometime hooker right to taking hard cock on film. The transition had been both seamless and degrading. Now she was getting married,...
Chaos began long before the arrival of the Governor's motorcade. As his limousine halted before the steps of the 33rd. Precinct it only grew more congested. As the sun dipped low on Miami the concerned citizens of the city gathered in force. Not only due to their lives being jeopardized by a mad bomber but of the repercussion of his demands. He was forcing a...
Fucked up fuck Parody Alert Hey there... My name's James... You all know me as the star of most of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp's stories... His alter ego... We've done a lot of stories together... offended a few people... entertained a few too... Along the way, we've had some criticism... some nice comments... and some perverted fun... Also along the way so...
This is a multi-part story that revolves around the two characters. I prefer very short stories that get to the point in time, and I hope you will not equate lack of length with lack of quality: It's meant to be very crude and concise, and I've labored plenty to make it as dumb, funny and sexy as possible :-) Also, please note that English is not my first l...
CHAPTER THREE The pain had only lasted for a fraction of second, the bullet traveling straight through Dirk’s heart, killing him instantly. Dirk remained on his feet however, watching as his body tumbled forward, blood splattering down the alleyway, a look of absolute horror on Gretchen’s face. Dirk turned away from his body to see the homeless man, Jim, ru...