Today was Jimmy's twenty-second birthday. It had been over three years since he and his dad had shared Natalie Portman for a long day and night. Since that night, the men had not seen much of Natalie and when they did, she was hanging off the arm of her new boyfriend. She met the man, a lighting operator, on the set of a movie she had filmed about a week aft...
"Thinking about me again already? Getting kind of clingy aren't we?" I turned and my heart skipped a startled beat when I saw her sitting in the passenger seat of my old, rundown cougar. Her hair was longer now, tied back in a ponytail and her face wasn't covered in makeup, but it was definitely Natalie Portman. There was a mischievous gleam in her dark eye...
Since we parted in New York, I had thought about nothing other than her. I knew I had to go back and see her but my intentions were not that of a hungry teenager. I Was angry at myself for letting my feelings get in the way of things. After all, was she not a superstar? And who was I to want anything from someone of her status? I made arrangements to fly b...
For as long as I can remember, I've fantasized about the women I've found attractive. The following is a series of some of those fantasies (at least the ones that I can remember) about teachers, co-workers, classmates, women and girls from my neighborhood, etc. Although I'll accurately describe people, places, situations, and circumstances, I will (of course...
Black Book Diary Entry Kathy holds the distinction of having two first times. She was the first co-worker that I ever had an affair with. We had strict company rules. Any employees caught together in a romantic liaison were fired. Period. No warnings, no excuses, and no unemployment. With all the sexual harassment lawsuits suddenly prevalent, there was zer...
I had hoped I was on time, but alas. I reached Professor Layt's class three minutes late. I knew I would get shouted at and a talk to about tardiness, but when she shouts at me, and she regularly does, I can't seem to take her seriously. Maybe it's the fact that she's only five years older than me. Maybe it's because she's so incredibly fucking hot. Either w...
Alice and I have been best friends for a long time. We went to the same highs school and college. Even now we both live in the same apartment complex. Something about us always clicked. Except of course Alice is a lesbian. Alice's long time girl friend is Jessica. Neither one of them you could say is the "man" in the relationship. Both are very feminine. Al...
I love how my woman looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all. My woman to others is no 10. Maybe, on a good day, in low lighting, she is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, she is a 5 but she is an 11 to me. Pardon me for a moment. "Honey, please put on some makeup, you are scaring the dog, again. Okay, Buster, okay, it's only Julie. C'...
When Lars Ulrich returned from his latest tour with Metallica, the drummer arrived at about two in the morning. He was too tired to note the signs of another woman's presence. Connie was already sound asleep, and he plopped down next to her without realizing that there was a large shape to his right, due to sheer fatigue. Lars had a strangely pleasant drea...
I didn't go into work Valentine's Day expecting to fall in love. Hell, I didn't go in that day expecting to get laid either for that matter! If I'd known, I probably would have at least taken the time to shave. But, you know how it works, these things just have a funny way of sneaking up on you. Yeah, yeah... I'd had something of a crush on Carla for a long...