'Alice, you okay? Haven't seen you up and about this morning, Darling!' 'That's because I am dressmaking, you will invite me out to these do's and things and I have nothing to wear.' 'That's how I like you best, Alice, me Old Fruit, nothing on!' 'You have me all sore down there with what you did to me yesterday, Terry, you blooming sex terror!' 'I'm comi...
A maid has been murdered at a posh country club. A detective has been dispatched to solve the crime. A suspect is quickly found and brought to the security office to be questioned.What's next? Criminal (male) Criminal (female) Detective (male) What's next? Criminal (male) Criminal (female) Detective (male)...
'Hey Alex?' There was a knock on my bedroom door, and I looked up from my text book as Sarah opened it and peeked round. 'Oh hi, I didn't realise you were back.' 'Yeah, Mum picked me up on her way back from work, she's sorting something out for dinner now.' 'OK.' There was a pause. She stood, weight on her left leg, head on one side and her hands behind...
Once again I have to Thank My Editor For His help and advise. This Story was Edited By Tangentjoker. Louise turned on her mobile and the messages started to bleep. I took off my coat and sat on the opposite side of the desk as she fired up the computer. She looked at her phone and checked the messages. "All is okay," she told me. "Everybody is where th...
Monday: Pam 12:01am: 'Hey fucktards! Welcome to geekwad central, or your group chat! LOL!' Walter 12:02am: 'Hi Goddess Pam. X' Percy 12:02am: 'Hello Princess. X' Kevin 12:02am: 'Hi babes. X' John 12:03am: 'Hi Pam. X' Pam 12:09am: 'Erm... why did you send me a kiss, cunt-face John? John 12:11am: 'I'm not sure really. LOL. When I saw the others do it, I...
'What the fuck just happened, Minty?' Rufus all but growled. He was so confused. He had come in here to pick up Kainene but had met both girls looking like they were about to start tearing out each other's hair. Then Araminta had said that thing about being Kainene's boyfriend. He had been in shock. But good shock. He was ecstatic that Kainene had called h...
"Waiter!... I say, Waiter!" Ross Bromfeld's loud and insistent nasal tones boomed out across the restaurant. It was the voice of a public school arsehole and Jeff the waiter couldn't stand him. Unfortunately, the guy was a frequent visitor to the place. He usually came in with his lovely young wife and several other couples. They were all rich and successfu...
Richard and his wife, together with Martin, had been invited to the wedding of Tim and Pippa. Pippa was the daughter of Richard's main business associate called Kevin. Tim was employed by Richard's company. Martin, Richard's son, and Pippa had a brief relationship which failed for the usual reason – Richard. Pippa had the looks of someone from a rich fami...
Henrietta was her name. Yes, I thought so too. What sort of a name is that? I am told it is the feminine of Henry. But I was yet see anything masculine about her. I used to do her window cleaning. It was easy to do being just a small bungalow. That is how we got to know each other. I thought her name was so posh and she must have come from a very cultured...
copyright 2003 - clemstra She was waiting in line for her turn at judgment when I had time. My harp break was over, so I opened up another Que. "Next," I called, letting her come over to tell me her story as I read her file. The file has the facts, but it's important to hear the story of the end straight from the individual. So I let her tell me how she got...