I don't know how I get myself into these situations. As a new teacher, I expected that I'd get the shitty jobs around the school. One of those shitty jobs turned out to be chaperoning a herd of seniors on the school's weekend ski trip. There were four teachers in all trying to keep 45 kids in line. Well, I guess they weren't exactly kids - most of them were...
My wife left the local newspaper on the kitchen table opened to the obituaries. My aunt had passed away at the ripe old age of 93. I was never fond of my Aunt but I would attend the funeral anyway. As I was turning the page, I saw an article and when I read the name, I reread the article just to be sure: "...named by Board of Regents to the post of...."...
The Engagement Party It was late August 2004 when my wife’s brother Art got engaged. Art, who I’ve known since he was thirteen, is a great guy. Their engagement party was an afternoon affair starting at 5:00 pm and held at a local Holiday Inn. At the time, my wife Lenora and I had been married for almost 20 years. We had two children aged sixteen and thirtee...
Imagine a world like ours circling it's sun in 378 days, overhead filling the northern sky is a galaxy that is hurtling to a collision in less than a million years. On this planet magic is real for the gifted few while most live a medieval life with Kings, lords and freemen and an underclass of surfs and slaves. There were five 'class's' of magic matching t...
Last day of the finals has come, and sadly I have one in the afternoon, but it's the last one so it balances itself out. I feel pretty stressed out since it's a pretty hard class but I've studied good and feel like I have a good chance of getting an A. I've been studying the morning in my usual spot but sadly couldn't witness the magnificence of the pretty l...
Mia had just come out of the shower and as many times before, was preparing to seductively dress her slinky body for the married man Thorne who she had been having an affair with for a few months already. She had beautiful long flowing brunette hair and the face of an angel. While she was slipping on her black lace bodice with matching g-string and hold up...
"I can't fucking stand you!" she screamed. "Get OUT of MY kitchen!" "The feeling is mutual, honey, but I'm not going anywhere," he declared, egging her on. "Vat tis the meaning ov dis...dis...velling?" the maitre'd asked in his thick accent as he burst into the kitchen from the front of the house. "Yous are dee-sturbing my guests!" "Get that VILE man OUT...
Punishment. For what you ask? For simply forgetting to dump out the coffee pot and clean the maker. Ugh... so stupid... So Boss comes home from work fully expecting the house to be clean, the only thing I didn't get to was the coffee pot. Boss had had a party last night and I was busy all day trying to clean it up. It didn't matter though. Boss expected it c...
"Strip poker?" they said perfect unison. "Do you have a better idea?" I asked back to them. "Almost anything is a better idea," Alice replied. "What makes you think we would play strip poker with you?" "Because you are always bragging to us how good you guys are at cards," I answered. "I think it is time to prove it." But, Mike, 'STRIP' poker?" Kelly cla...
An uneventful week went by, and then Saturday rolled around again. I heard noise coming from the kitchen so I decided to kill some time by taking a shower. I made sure the door was locked because after what had happened last weekend, I was afraid my husband would try to bring Pete into the bathroom and let him see me totally nude! When I stepped out of the...