Kiki sat chatting and smoking with the owner of Tea & Scones, a tea parlor with outdoor seating in a strip mall across the street from the entrance to the town's biggest shopping plaza. It was only 9:53 in the morning and nothing had opened yet. The remains of Kiki's first daiquiri of the day sat drying in a delicate teacup, served in that unusual vessel bec...
Invasion of the Alien Breeding and Boobfucking Slimeworms: A Parody Author's note: the story takes place in the same universe as and is a parody of "Invasion of the Carnivorous Alien Worms" by Doc Dweeb. The story is written with his permission...really. * "It was a late spring day, early evening on a Friday, when people saw what they thought was a shooti...
Once again, thank you to Blackwing for fixing all the spelling errors and whatnot, your work and advice is priceless. This is the first in an anthology series of stories I'm going to do, although this is actually part six in the series, revolving around the Castle TV show and many of its characters. As the title suggests, this will be focusing on the swing...
Raksha Balaji had to be the most attractive girl at Temple University in Philly. The only problem was that she was a huge hoe. It was rare that she would be sober. She was constantly high, drunk or both. The entire time I knew her she was hooking up with strangers at parties until she finally found a fuckbuddy. It broke my heart because despite her being a w...
It had been a killer week- two term papers and one mid-term exam. Next week would be as bad with the rest of my mid-terms coming on three straight days. When Friday came, I was ready for some partying. I called my bud John and we decided to go to the Kegger, just off campus on College Ave. When we walked in, my attention was immediately drawn to a cute littl...
Nelliel was probably wishing she'd signed up to be tutored in the sword-arts by just about any other teacher in the world right now! This Kenpachi man... Something wasn't right about him... Well, maybe it should be more like there wasn't anything right about him! Worst of all was his height... Their teacher towered over the class at 202cm, making her one of...
Big thanks and props to DickMarks for editing. ****** Carefully, so very carefully, I lined up the crosshairs over the guy who was blissfully unaware that he was in my sights. I pulled the trigger, and there was an explosion of gore as he went down. "In your face, Poozer!" I crowed. Running around and shooting people was helping to take my mind off of th...
Chapter Eight Just before Thanksgiving, I accepted the new position and began working with Dr. Couslard. He really couldn't answer me when I asked him why he'd recommended me for this job; he pretty much reiterated what Dr. Miliano said. It didn't make much sense to me but I decided it didn't matter. I found Dr. Couslard reserved yet confident. He had very...
Trish and Brent hosted the Halloween bash this year. Once again Jennie was still busy with her new vanilla man so she opted to send a replacement for me to service. Once again it would be a surprise because that's how she rolls. As always, this party is the most expensive of the year because it's held at a hotel in Vegas and there is an entry fee for all cou...
I could not stop thinking about what Imran did. I had talked up a good game and pretended but the truth was that I was having an affair with one of my neighbours as her husband was working abroad. She was lonely and I began flattering her telling her she could become a model and she loved the attention. I made the cards to convince her I was a professional...