Finnish cabinet ministers do it, Russian hockey players do it, Koreans do it on a first date. Social bathing—known as "naked communion". By tradition, not sampling the local bathing culture would be like not trying the local cuisine. Oh god, how I loved good food and the exciting sensations it left in my mouth. Japanese only signs began appearing on bathho...
Note: This is a parody. Any resemblance to persons living or dead or fictional is really almost nonexistent. Captian's Log, Stardate 3947.8. Received new orders from Starfleet HQ. We're being sent to the Nether Regions to investigate the disappearance of the U.S.S. New Orleans. It will take us two days to get there at warp factor 9, but I'm keeping busy wi...
I was never big on flying, but after meeting Ben I can't wait to get on a flight again. And hey, this was no ordinary "mile high club" thing either. I was returning to Chicago from a busy business trip in Milan. It was along flight and I was looking forward to some sleep before getting home and the huge list of "honey dos" that was no doubt awaiting me. Jus...
Party Girl, I can't tell you how much I miss gazing upon your naked body. Could we maybe make it a weekly thing? Say, I come around to the clump of palms beneath your balcony every Tuesday at 11 P.M., and you take off absolutely everything? Think about it. I know I do, regularly, and my hand starts creeping, and I dream of all the naked things I could do wi...
So I guess you know what I did now, right? I went home, started a harem with my hot Mom and even hotter sisters, threw in a few of the neighborhood hotties for variety, and eventually made Katherine the chief wench of my harem. Then I kicked some major league supervillain ass, let Wonder Woman and a few other of the hotter babes in the Justice League join my...
Harry and Gladys were going at it hard. Soon the headboard on their bed was banging against the wall. That didn't stop them or slow them down. Gladys cried, "Give it to me lover. I don't care if you knock the wall down. Shove it to me." They were celebrating their twentieth wedding anniversary and were still in love. It had been a good twenty years, unique...
Angie arrived at the her new place of work, a tall, gleaming white mansion in the hills. The building was beautiful, with large windows and massive oak double doors. There was a reflecting pool in front with a sidewalk on either side and trees lining the walk. She walked to the front door with her suitcase, eager to take her new position as the live in maid....
***This is the second part of a series, The Job, it is highly recommended that you read chapter one. Thanks to all who read and commented on part one. Due to life constraints I chopped this chapter off at a good stopping point. Next chapter should be better but might take a while. Once again please vote and feel free to leave a comment.*** First day on the...
I let my eyes close halfway and I gazed around the room. Eleven people (there is always an even number at these things) were strewn about, all of them engaged in any of several variations of sex. I was sitting on the couch next to Ted Williams (and, yes, he has heard all the jokes), a guy I'd come to know pretty well. He couldn't be called a handsome man, bu...
The summer's evening was warm enough for everyone's appreciation. Though summer it was not unknown for it to rain and be generally miserable but tonight it promised to be one of those magical evenings that would be perfect. The week had been full of preparations for the Earl of L---------'s Masque and Ball. Those happy few with invitations remembered other a...