God, it's Christmas again, I hate this time of year. I always seem to be alone for the holidays, and that sucks. Seeing people walk through the malls hand in hand and me just watching. Well, of course this year is no exception. Guess I'm just not a holiday catch. I am Stanley, nothing much just Stanley. Rather average guy with a lousy job and not a lot of...
As you flew through the air, having just been hit by a car, your life flashed before your eyes. As a child people praised you as a gifted mind. You used to win academic awards left and right. You didn't have a lot of friends but you could always be seen playing with kids your age. Huge smile on your face. Images flashed before you in a blur. White light blin...
There comes a time in ever single man's life that he gets to the point that's its not even about sex any more. It's about the touch of a woman, the scent of her shampoo that lingers hours after she showers, the hint of perfume when you put on a jacket she's had on. The smell of the pillow you share when you cant manage to break her from your arms at night wh...
Deep in the night a small light travels across a starlit sky, getting bigger as it gets closer to earth and picking up speed on the descend. With a deep sound it hits the earth in a cornfield, making the resident dog bark loudly. Following the barking of the dog, lights got lit in the farm next to the field and a man yelling at the dog to quiet down came wal...
"Oh, come on, stop worrying so much. So what if someone gets a look at the bottom of your butt? Isn't that kinda the point anyway?" It took me quite a while to realize how true that quote from Mean Girls really was: 'Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.' Well, it seemed...
I don't know what I was born to do. Sometimes, I believe I was born to write. Even with all of my questionable grammar, it has always been what I've been best at. In childhood, I dreamed of being a teacher, a lawyer, a nurse, and even a doctor. But when I was 14, I settled on becoming a writer. Not settled. It chose me. It knew it was in me. I spent a great...
I wasn't really expecting to come off the road so soon. Turns out my last run fell through, so my fleet manager sent home a day early. Good for me, I was tired anyways. Thought about a nice day at home with my son, who was 8, and the wife still at work. Maybe get some catch in. Of course, if I admitted it or not, I didn't mind seeing the babysitter either. M...
As I look back at the first decade of the new millennium, I can't help but have conflicted feelings. Of course, I have no idea how history will describe this decade but I like the ring and connotation of calling them the naughts. Naughts, a convenient pun as in, naught any jobs, naught any peace, or naught any closer to saving our Mother Earth. In America t...
Dear Paul, I can not believe how wonderful it was to see you at the twenty year reunion a few days ago. It feels like only yesterday that we graduated high school and promised to stay in touch. Yet then life happened. We both went away to college and then by the time we goth got home we had grown apart. Then I went back for my master's and that's when I me...
Janet, 45, held neighborhood pool parties during the summer and at this one her nephew Dave, 19, was the center of attention of the preteen girls who giggled. Of course they were given reason since his boxer trunks were a bit transparent and so the inner netting could be dimly seen with his substantial penis waving in it, unshriveled by the water. Watching...