Ok. I know I've had you beautiful people waiting for way to long but like all people, I do have a life. However I will try to get the stories out faster lol. But between college and work, i have to find time lol. Also i know you guys want longer chapters but can somebody tell me how many Microsoft pages equal a lit page lol. I always think i have enough but...
Back in New York, another envelope sat waiting inside the car. I was always nervous before opening the envelope. Every envelope brought me an exciting new assignment. As the car fought through the city traffic, I pulled out the note from Eliza and began to learn about my next client. Joe, I hope that you and Samantha enjoyed your time in Mexico. I'm gl...
I woke up feeling someone on top of me. The skin was so soft as if it was smoother than a babies bottom. I felt her move and left her head up. Looking up at me were those beautiful piercing green eyes. I put both of my hands on her face so I can brush my thumbs on her soft cheeks. I bend my head down and kissed her forehead and then her big cheeks. We bot...
My wife and I are married, going on 15 years. Back then, as now, she's totally cute, looks underage, a petite 5'1" blonde with a tight body, tiny tits. She's as hot today as ever in a string bikini that doesn't leave much to the imagination. Never shaves anywhere, her pussy has always been nearly bald. I get aroused to see her showing off at the beach or in...
Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and don't talk so much -- Dave Chappelle We want to eat, we want to sleep and we want to see a woman nekkid -- Jeff Foxworthy There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. -- Chris Rock Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up! -- Chris Rock * I came across both the Hitchh...
Author's Note: This is one of my submissions to the Winter Lovin' contest. In the spirit of ringing in the New Year, what's better than looking back at TV's edgy moments in sex and celebrating them. I wasn't thinking of it throughout the year, so if you like it enough to want one next year, I'll keep it in mind throughout 2014. In any case, vote it up if you...
It was an unusually warm day in January in the little section of California I call my home. The thermometer hit 80 so I decided to hit the park to bask in the sun. I quickly gave myself a sponge bath and threw on a tshirt and shorts before going. I decided to bring a book with me. It would be a shame to just sit and twiddle my thumbs on such a pretty day, n...
In Which an Elven Servant Suffers a Succubus to Live in Her Home Chapter 5 *** I don't get human mating rituals. Granted, I don't really have much experience with elven mating rituals, either, because that would require me to be courted by an elf boy, and that doesn't interest me. Maybe it was simpler when humans were less advanced. But I can't even get a...
All of the following is complete and total fiction. Not a single word of it occurred, nor would it. The Perks of Being a Podcaster by MrMaxLord (MF, oral, anal, cons) Chapter 2: Troian Bellisario ***** "Ladies and gentlemen I do believe you know who our guest today is," I said. "She is a very, very long time friend of the show and an even longer friend to...
"All governments are liars and murderers." ― Bill Hicks Wish I could attest ― akin to a satisfying shit ― I'm euphoric with the way things came out. However, following five cancellations and a time change, the situation went more awry than a KKK parade through South Central Los Angeles. The scenario was a pair of beautiful testicles; i.e. pretty nuts! I...