I like having sex. I make no excuses for it. It's me and that's what I like. Why shouldn't I? It's a fun activity. Fortunately my wife also enjoys sex and we've had a lot of good times together. On this particular day I'd become rather horny during the morning. Probably due to the warm spring weather and all the young women wearing sun-dresses and looking m...
In 1817, a good friend of mine, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, suggested that if a writer could infuse "a semblance of truth" into a fantastic tale, the reader would suspend judgment concerning the implausibility of the narrative. I've infused some truth into this story (scientists think about 42% of men with sickle cell disease will get priapism at some time in...
Hi All, Blozo here. I'm a fat old retired Registered Nurse who hasn't had an erection in ten years. I write some pretty wild fiction. And I use a lot of descriptions that other authors use too. It never fails that someone in the comments section gets all bent out of shape about the fact, and I hereby stipulate that it is a fact, that what I'm describing...
Panicked vapor, moist in all the expected places, but heavier than the substance of most dreams: another nightmare about spelunking between feminine mounds. The mounds that used to cast haunting convex busts behind opaque turquoise scrubs and keep Mehmet Oz turning always and ever over on his silk sheets before important practicum exams. O! If only he had kn...
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A Nuts and Bolts Guide to the Routine Care of the Penis & Scrotum Penis Specs and Dimensions The penis is a tubular organ of variable size and firmness with a dual purpose of passing urine or, during sexual intercourse, penetrating a vagina or other opening. When soft, the adult penis hangs down and most are about 3 to 4 inches long. When hard (...
When I was 19 (back in '79), my older sister (age 32) was visiting on a Sunday and my parents were gone shopping. I sat down on a wooden seat and managed to get a huge splinter lodged in my left buttcheek. I tried to remove it myself, but I couldn't get it out. I was in a lot of pain, but I really didn't want to my sister to remove it for me. Eventually I h...
Throughout history, man has been driven by two primal goals: Getting Something for Nothing and Having Sex with Everything. Every great advancement in human civilization, from fire to philosophy to the electric guitar, can be understood as some combination of trying to fleece or fuck one's fellow man. And no single pursuit has more perfectly encapsulated the...
I have been married for... lots longer than most of you readers have been alive, I would bet. So how does one keep the passion alive and the sex life interesting after so many years? One technique is role playing. Even the most dedicated and committed couple will get bored with each other after a number of years. In the age of Ashley Madison and "We have an...
What you've missed: I woke up from a coma after a motor cycle crash, to find that my penis could talk, and more than that, when it wanted, it could take control of the rest of me. It was able to sing in a way which it called 'pussy charming' in such a way as to entice nearby females to come and shag me, which it demonstrated for me with a 50 something overwe...