A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY... Episode IV. A NEW GROPE. It is a period of civil war. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, horny Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can restore freedom to the galaxy... *** The Blockade Runner was dwarfed by the vast wedge of the Imperial Star Destroyer. I...
Note: Scraping or Gua Sha is an ancient Chinese medical treatment to discharge coldness and release negative energies. It can also break up pockets of lactic acid in the body that cause tension and pain. The treatment often causes large purple red bruises on the patient which are temporary. Often scraping is done using a coin, bone spoon or even the cut edge...
Leia had just finished unfreezing Han from the carbonite he was encased in when Jabba's booming laugh resounded through the room. She knew her plan had failed and turned to see Jabba sitting on his podium staring intently at her. "Hello my princess!" He chuckled. You shall pay for ruining my favourite decoration. With that said two of Jabba's pig-men gua...
Lando Calrissian stood at the front of the party with a drink in his hand. "Welcome to paradise. Tonight your night will be pleasurable and fun. I promise." "Lando, how can you make such a promise?" asked Princess Leia "Let him talk Princess." suggested her father Anakin Skywalker, "Lando always has great ideas." "...
(Originally published in 2008, this was my first ever erotic fiction piece. Thanks for reading!) "Now secure a sinex drop reading." "A sinex drop reading of less than 2000 degrees with an accompanying loss of greater than 350 degrees since admission may indicate....?" Luke Skywalker, general of the rebel alliance, floated in the bacta like a lifeless d...
To our readers, What is History? As most would define it, History is the re-telling of what has been. We must agree that this definition is a good one, although not encompassing all the subtleties of this science. But in this very definition is embedded a 'flaw'. By the time you read this sentence, so many events with potential historic signification happen...
"Breoor!" Jabba the Hutt snarls. "Gatoo te meersok Leia!" directing the Gamorrean guards to prepare the Princess. Bib Fortuna overhears the command, his cranial tails quiver with excitement. The guards snort an acknowledgment and hustle away. Leia is in the cave cell when Fortuna arrives. She is chained to the rocks with her hands above her head. Her ankle...
Princess Leia, Chief of State of the New Republic, laid down on her bed. Han and her two sons had gone to some far away planet and wouldn't be returning for some time, and her young 18 year old daughter was at a friend's house spending the night. So, it was pretty quiet in the house. And that's the way Leia had hoped. She had been under a lot of stress latel...
The busty, parody version of the Adventures of Princess Leia. Not the Carrie Fisher version, the CHYOA version! What's next? On the run from Scarif. What's next? On the run from Scarif....
Fearing for Katnissa's life, Aablar has been talked into giving himself up to the pursuing Amazon by a strange apparition. He has fallen into the hands of the ruthless Elizabetha Warren and her elite team of dominesses. Even as the Amazon rejoice, Katnissa finds herself unable to join in the celebrations wholeheartedly. In the meantime, Princess Fiona uses t...