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Farewell to the Dancing Man

by Cromagnonman on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

In a recent story, 'A Message to Cane Toads', the cane toad mentioned that he had written several novels, this is the start of one of them. It was written some 25 years ago and I thought that I had lost it when the floppy disc that I'd stored it on decided that it wouldn't let me access the file. A couple of days ago I was going through some old papers I had...

Tornado Warning!

by Deborah on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Tornado Warning!" is yet another true episode in the sexual story of my life. I am purging my soul. Telling of my past "sins" is part of my repentance. I am deathly afraid of tornadoes. For good reason. I am not afraid of a little blowing, but get real! Tornadoes are just too damn frightening. A few years back, on one afternoon in May, twelve people were...

Shit Happens!

by ReedRichards on Mar 24, 2020
Loving Wives

No sex in this one; just a quick story about revenge, not having gone quite right. __________________________ I must like jail, or something, because I just did something stupid, and now I'm going back.   It was November 22nd of 1998, and I'd just gotten back from deer hunting -- piss-poor, unsuccessful deer hunting, I might as well admit, 'cause th...

A Shitty Way to End a Marriage

by qhml1 on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

Okay, by now most of you know I'm out of work for another three weeks. To make my life more fun, my septic tank backed up. Two hundred fifty bucks to pump it. For exercise I've been walking around the neighborhood. I'll be honest, 75% of my neighbors are jerks, but the few I like I'll stop and talk with. I was telling my friend Brian about my septic problems...

Conditioning of a Scat Slave Pt. 13

by subtlesurrender on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

The Ultimate Punishment Alone again in a bathroom; chained to a toilet bowl. At least this time Claudia had ample shit at her disposal. Almost the entirety of her load lay on the floor, as did the overflow from Shitface's diarrhea; which was in itself substantial. This time she wanted to savor the moment and avoid being left with nothing to do again. Let's...

Abby Ch. 20

by Kezza67 on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The next day dawned cloudy but dry. Now that George Walker was coming on Friday, her plans for that day, which was to lay out her ensemble for the Ball, were brought forward to today. She mentioned this to Mary at breakfast, after scolding her for trying to slip another rasher of bacon, and a slightly higher mound of scrambled egg on her plate. Mary took the...

Pasha on the Playa Pt. 03

by SierraSprite on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Trouble in Truckee After the wild night of loving in the rental truck, everyone stood having breakfast in trees at the edge of our lot. I carefully backed the truck down off the road to a flat spot where it could be emptied. In half an hour, there was an enormous pile of boxes, bedding, Pashamobile and loose ends. We would need more tarps to protect it. It...

Queen of Spades Ch. 02 - Inked

by luvto6o9 on Dec 31, 2018
BDSM

Authors Note: Angela is a real woman. This is a continuation of her fantasy, to be a whore. The tattoo WILL become reality. This story was inspired by klitorisring, who wants to see her inked. *** Angela and James had been to several tattoo shops in the area. Every one had their section on Queen of Spades tattoos, they were pretty common to be seen, althou...

Trailer Trash Teen Hates Rules Ch. 08

by RetroFan on Mar 25, 2019
Fetish

INTRODUCTION & DISCLAIMER - When Bob and Anna Wilson and their three adult kids John, Kate and Dylan along with spoiled cousin Madison went camping in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, they met and befriended two young men in the US on a working holiday - brash Australian David, better known as Davo, and his friend Travis, originally from New Zealand. While Madi...

Bureau 69

by Queen Death on Feb 14, 2021
Fetish

In the year 2010, the Bureau 69 was created after the outbreak incident. The bureau is a branch of the FBI, a branch responsible for classified top secret missions that the FBI didn’t want or failed at completing. The Bureau only hired females age’s 18 to 35. The bureau was so classified, no one but the director of the FBI knew of the groups existence. The b...

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