by
Egmont Grigor
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Anonymous in the USA, finding himself/herself awake, hoicked into a spittoon which was a half-finished jam jar and scratched mushrooms under both armpits.
Who in the world should Anonymous lampooned or harpooned today?
Slipping on two knuckledusters and then, awkwardly, spiked underpants, Anonymous staggered to the latrine and urinated the $100 bottle of F...
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FINN 0815
on Apr 22, 2025
Fist a little bit of me... from me... to you...
As an author and a person, I have been told time and again in my life that small talk is an important means of communication and I like to communicate. I like to talk. I like to write. I like to read. And I have been told that small talk is important. And I have been told that certain topics should not be broug...
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by
sarahhh
on Sep 12, 2017
How To
Author's Note: This is NOT a "How-to" pertaining to Kegel exercises for strengthening PC muscles. No, it is a "How-to" regarding how to generate "quality" Public Comments (PCs) on your stories. James R. Scouries, Esq., that esteemed Literotica author who writes under the name "scouries" has indicated that I am "Author of more 100+ comment stories than anyone...
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by
TonyDowse
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Comments on the content of the 'Eros Collection'
In the pre-emptive defence of some anticipated criticism of my work; that I am too wordy, spend too much time developing the background, the scenario - 'Get to the sex!' - let me just say this. Although I love the short story format - and have one or two in that style that I am quite happy about - our lives,...
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Benjamin sat across the table from his father in a Harlem diner. They were eating their weekly Sunday lunch. As usual, Benjamin did his best to parley his father's question. He normally kept his cool until the desserts, but this week, Benjamin's frustration started early.
"Your mother and I are getting old. When are you going to give us grandchildren?" his...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jul 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING : IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY PISSING AND PISS STORIES THEN READ SOME OTHER STORY INSTEAD OF THIS ONE... ON SECOND THOUGHT IF YOU DO GET OFFENDED BY IT READ THIS STORY ANYWAY THEN READ SOME OTHER SHIT... THANKS
FOR ALL MY PISS LOVING FANS... AND MY CRITICS TOO... THANK YOU TO MY FANS... FUCK YOU TO THE CRITICS... PISSING ALL OVER YOUR ASS, BITCHES
PAROD...
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"Mad to be had, to be felt and smelled ... I hugged, I snuggled into an armpit, I sniffed the subtle whiff of its tuft, I lapped up the taste of its hot hollow ...I lay still in the notch of his crotch inhaling his sweat."
W.H. Auden, A Day For A Lay
Did you think underarm odor just happened? That it was a cruel joke of nature that we should stink in a most...
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by
TheBigLove126
on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
It was something she never thought she would do. Her public image was destroyed, her professional career in jeopardy and she could feel her endorsement money being pulled off of the table. All of these losses would depress most superstar athletes...but for Alex Morgan, they did not. If anything, she was proud of what she had done. It was not done to benefit...
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by
GeneMajors
on Jun 9, 2020
Humor & Satire
News Release: Spanish Fly Virus
© 2020, West-Coast Governor's Back-Patting Association, USA
History:
During the mid-1950s to mid-1960s, a rumor circulated in many US high schools concerning a 'homeopathic' treatment (as these sorts of things are referred to by people who don't like the pharmaceutical industry) of which a single drop (containing terpenoid...
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by
SteelSaurus
on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Disclaimer: This story was written for the Epic Lust site then edited to fit legal age requirements, with all numerical references removed. Imagine the characters as old or as young as you please.
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Introduction Round
Another international event is taking place in Brazil, the Young Muscle Sex Gods World Cup...
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