I still remember my first time doing it. I had just got back from school and was locked out of the house. "Damnit," I thought. All I had to do was pee. Actually all I had to do was piss like Niagara. The bus ride home had nearly killed my bladder and I thought it was all coming out every time we hit a bump. So there I was, cross legged and bobbing like an id...
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It has been quite some time since I have posted on this site. In the past my stories have been pure fiction. They involved some unknown woman who engaged in nasty sex acts with me. They revolved around mostly piss sex but also included some anal, facials, threesomes, gay sex and a bit of scat. I admit all of them were complete fiction and were just ideas tha...
THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL This is something new. It's a parody of Dr Phil, a hard, kinky partier that expects others to abide by the rules...unless it involves him fucking them. It contains harsh racial language, but it's not meant to be serious. It's a sex parody, nothing more. It's all in good fun...and sex...Enjoy *** Dr Phil was making his rou...
Betty loved vacationing at the beach. Every day of her trip had been perfect so far. During the days, she and her friends enjoyed laying out on the warm white sands under a nearly-cloudless sky. And during the nights, they partied in the seaside town's bars and clubs. Betty had vowed to never pee in a toilet during her vacation, and so far she had been man...
Betty woke up with excitement and dread. Today was the final day of her vacation at the beach with her friends Sarah, Jane, and Anna. Their week together in the small beach community had been perfect, and they had a terrific day planned. But soon, Betty would need to return to her regular home, regular job, and regular life. "Not that my regular life is bad"...
(This is a new story which I've just written and have shared elsewhere. I hope you enjoy it, but if Watersports isn't your thing, you may like to let it pass you by.) *** Archie woke up feeling a little groggy and rubbed his eyes. Anne, his wife was already awake by his side and listening to the Radio 4 news. Turning to him, she greeted him with a tender k...
I may not be as clean and wholesome as the gents in the Hilton or the Savoy, and my clients may not be so rich or well-dressed -- but I guarantee that I see things that they never see, well, hardly ever see, anyway. I certainly bet that more sperm is washed down my drains than in the Hilton gents, because although rich men undoubtedly wank just as much as, i...
This is a parody... It is not real. *** My girlfriend Stephanie McMahon had moved in with me recently. She had left her husband for me because, not only does she love me, but also because we are sexual soulmates. As you all know by now, I'm a freak sexually. I dig wild, kinky, dirty sex. Stephanie does also, so we make a perfect match. The fact that she's...
Chapter 1: The Setup Emma was 22 when she graduated from college with a degree in English Literature and Music studies, and after studying day and night for the last six-months of her life to come away top of her class, she decided she needed a gap-year of pure relaxation in Europe, her first stop being the islands of the Mediterranean. She had a near perfe...