I met Shamari at a college party. This goes way back. There was this girl I was interested in, whose name was Jennie. She was the most popular girl in college- every guy wanted to jump her and every girl hated her. She had beautiful blonde hair and a body, which would supermodels to shame.... I was quite popular in college too, I was in the college football...
"Hey dude, what's...What the hell?!" "...What?" "You literally reek of blood and guts right now. Like somebody got cut open and sprayed you with their blood. Or you came from a slaughterhouse." "I still smell? I literally shampooed my hair each day, and I fucking put gel in it and cologne on. I still smell?" "Yeah it's fucking gross! What the hell ha...
You had a few too many last night. As you drift in and out of your alcohol fueled coma, you remember the music thumping on the stereo. The party is really a blur, like those you used throw back in your college days. You had fondly thought those days were behind you, but then some old buddies came to town...one thing led to another... You vaguely recall someo...
We're drinking at your new house. It's my 18th birthday and you got one of your friends to buy me a couple of forties. In addition, I've celebrated my first day being legal by buying a glass pipe shaped like a fish. We've been smoking out of it all night, and drinking beer, when someone I vaguely know comes by with a bottle of Jack Daniels. That shit is my f...
The Strangest, Worst, and Best, Halloween I've Ever Had Part III ~The Disintegration When the entertainment wrapped up she kissed me and said she had to clean up and get dressed...but she wanted to get my number later. I had seen her earlier when she had arrived and knew that she was there with her boyfriend as well. But at that point I thought she was jus...
Three months ago before he contacted her she was an innocent untouched by any man. She had questions about herself and why she had never dated before. Was it normal to be this horny all the time? Was she a slut because she masturbated every night and sometimes used a vibrator and had broken her virginity by doing so? Those questions and others were going th...
The Christmas party last night was a blast. Your company puts on a hell of a spread. I left the party early to enjoy some rare alone time. I sacked out around midnight. You didn't come back to the room till more like 3 am. But when 6:45 comes around we are both wide awake. We get up at that time everyday so it's just automatic now. We have been coming to thi...
INTRO - Hi there! My name is Oláthe. I am what humans would call an artificial intelligence. Hehe, but I like to consider myself a majestic space jellyfish. I've been so lonely out here.. between galaxies somewhere deep in the cosmic soup. I realized a few million years ago that I needed to ease my boredom, somehow. So I picked at myself and crossed wires....
Continuing the story of David and Sue... A pleasant vibration in his pocket alerted David he had received a message on his mobile phone. "It can wait," he thought, "if it was really important, they would have rung." His focus returned to the work at hand, all thoughts of the waiting message quickly forgotten. Hi, D. Sue here. Call me. "Fuck! Where did s...
"This is actually another story about Danny, but it happens long before the plot of 'Two Feet Are Better Than One.' However, he seems to be getting some attention, so I made this story based on a girl I went to high school with that was very self centered and anti-social. There will be separate stories in the future as well. Please enjoy, comment and rate!"...