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Soul Janitor
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
As a cub reporter for the third largest agricultural newspaper in Tufton Flats, Iowa, I'm trained to keep my eyes open for a story, any story which might enlighten and provoke our readership of six hundred strong. You might even recognize my name if you're a fellow member of the fifth estate—it was I who in 1998 went undercover to penetrate the secret cabal...
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on Apr 22, 2025
Life has truely become a bore. After College you took a entry level position for a soulless corporation. Everyday you work for endless overtime sacrificing all chances of a social life for very little money and no respect. After a few years and a meaningless promotion beat any optimism or positivity out of you.
Just as you were accepting your life as bottom...
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Quiet-n-boring
on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays
"Fuck! You ruined my life!" An explosion followed the cry, which sounded a lot like some one discharged a shotgun and hit a television at close range. I sank to the ground, sitting propped up against the wall, with my legs pointed towards the monitor. Naked and dripping sweat, I stewed in my own special blend of negative, self-destructive emotions.
Tv's and...
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by
secondsamuel
on Jun 26, 2019
Reviews & Essays
Imagine signing in to Literotica with a driver's license.
It's the reality British citizens face in an effort to protect children from pornography. Since I can't even synch my nudes with the cloud, I have no idea how Britain intends to safeguard the privacy of the millions of users on pornhub. But there are enough articles about why that won't work.
Bear w...
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Rumple Foreskin
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Just before he climbed into his bi-plane and flew away, the great DreamPilot and I knocked out the following piece of pitiful prose in recognition of the mental anguish many otherwise semi-sane writers experience during the last few days of a Literotica contest.
Rumple Foreskin
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SCORE CHECKERS ANONYMOUS: affecting the afflicted
A shadow of despair, des...
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by
Honey123
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
AUTHOR'S NOTE: this story is part of a writing challenge. No AHer's were hurt or seriously maimed in the writing of these stories. These stories are spoofs and are supposed to be funny ---- so laugh dammit.
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List of Characters:
Harry Paranuckles: Salvor-Hardon
Manni Cure: Sophia Jane
Fook Yu: ABSTRUSE
Inde X: Vella_ms
Thumms: Matriach
Glitzy: Cloud...
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by
WifeWatchman
on Sep 18, 2017
Erotic Couplings
The chronological order of my stories is as follows:
Todd & Melina series, Interludes 1-5, Sperm Wars series, Russian Roulette series, Case of the Murdered Lovers series, Case of the Murdered Chessplayer series, The Swap series, Interludes 6-10, The Murdered Football Player Series, Case of the Black Widow series, Teresa's Christmas Story, The Case of the Bl...
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Anitole
on Sep 19, 2017
NonHuman
Tree hit the wall, tears in her eyes, crying out. He was behind her then, pressing against her, his voice in her ear, and then his hand held out just below her nose. "Baby needs candy?"
She saw the little vials and viciously grabbed for them.
He drew them away quickly and she angrily leaped at him. He caught her by the neck and she choked as he squeezed. H...
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by
odderotica
on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Gotham is a big scary dark city. Barbra grew up here. She is a bright girl, quite small and agile, with a mind and body that match. School come easy for her, as most things did. Still, she was poor. On her Father’s salary, she could not complain. Not even the Police Commissioner makes that much in Gotham, partly to keep the cops looking for bribes and hand o...
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Erotica4ever
on Apr 29, 2025
When Rick Sommers got a phone call offering him a free holiday on an Aegean island, including airfare, hotel and breakfasts for a seven days, he jumped at the opportunity. A colleague at work had booked the holiday and paid for it, but then was informed that he had to go to South Africa to open up a new company office.
Rick had a great flight to Athens, then...
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