"Ribbett. Ribbett," said Prince Lancelot. A few seconds later, his long, sticky tongue shot out to catch the fly that had gotten within range, and he drew the crunchy body into his wide mouth. It was not his favorite food; he would have much preferred the champagne and steak and caviar he had dined on before having the curse placed on him by the wicked wit...
Blearily, I made my way downstairs following the smell of eggs and bacon. I needed iron to shore up my sperm producing testicles. The two old girls, voluptuous Betty and her torpedo titted sister Jane had wrung me dry. I was almost insulted by the money pressed on me, but hey, business is business, no matter how much I was enjoying myself. Mum – Miranda was...
The summer of 2000 was a hot one on the East Coast. June rolled around and things got hot and sticky as the humidity soared. Anyone who was anyone, was leaving the cities and heading to summer cottages. Oases of tranquility next to lakes, tranquil, that is, until the college kids arrived. In the graduating class at Saint Mark's University, Evan Grey had don...
My wife Jennifer works at a local hospital as a nurse. The pressure is high and the days long as the hospital has suffered through some cutbacks. Every so often the nurses, mostly women, break the tension with a little naughty talk. Out of the ears of the supervisor and the patients, of course, but little digs about their love life or midnight escapades. S...
My wife Karen has a sister, Kris, who is seven years younger than she is. Karen and Kris have always been close, even with the difference in their ages. When Karen and I got married, Kris (who was 15 at the time) was one of the bridesmaids. Once, when Karen and I were still pretty newly-married, we had Kris, who had just turned 18 at the time, come and stay...
"Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?" On my way home from work I had walked into my older sister Susan's apartment to check on her place while she was out of town. I found her boyfriend Larry sitting on her couch watching some porn about a group of men and women fucking in a store. Larry was wearing my sister's blue lace bra and panties and had be...
I am a beautiful and successful 28-year-old blonde girl with a professional career. My boyfriend is black and five years older than me. We met on a pal website when he was in prison, he is now home and I am supporting both of us as he could not find a job. The truth is he also did not want to because he does not like to work. He is hot though and we love eac...
It arrived in the mail today. It feels a hundred years have gone by since then. My chest is tight and my mind is reeling. Coming up the walk I grabbed the mail and went inside. A couple of bills, junk mail, and a plain package with my name on it. I throw it on the counter in the kitchen. I get myself a drink and open the package. "What the fuck?" I murmur...
Author's note: This story takes place just before Thor and is based on the following request: Darcy sticks around for a late night astrophysics session with Jane, and Jane is so focused on her work (and Darcy is so clueless about this particular discipline anyway) that she suddenly wonders why she's even there. And then, fingers smudged with pen ink, Jane s...
The music cuts off and the engine stalls silent. You look at me with a look of inquiry. "Come on." I grin at your puzzled look as my seatbelt whirs away and I open the truck door. You scowl slightly at my lack of explanation but open your own door too. I walk to the back of the truck and drop the tailgate. Your brow knits together with growing puzzlement...