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Tax Deductible Sex

by estragon on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Won a slave auction to benefit a charity at Mephisto's? OK, but what about a charitable contribution deduction on your income tax? Francine Traline tried it, the IRS denied it, and Francine and her attorney Franklin Moore took them to Tax Court. Here's the decision (I wish; this is a JOKE, son). PURSUANT TO INTERNAL REVENUE CODE SECTION 7463(b), THIS OPINIO...

Up From Cryosleep

by JuanSeiszFitzHall on Jul 15, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

(Note to readers: All sex acts in this story involve fictional persons who are at least 18 years old. There are vague implications of activities that some people might find unpleasant.) "Good morning, Sir. My name is Yalnis, and I will continue your orientation. We here at FutureWake are confident that you will adjust adequately to the world of 2189. You ha...

Victoria's Tutor

by bugbear on Sep 4, 2003
BDSM

Victoria sat on the sofa, her embroidery in her hand. The needle, however, remained unmoving, lodged in the fabric. She thought back angrily to her meeting last night with her guardian. It was absolutely the last straw. Her life had changed unrecognizably in the last six months. She had been so happy when her parents had been alive. That had all ended when t...

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The Trade Ch. 1

by spiderfife on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Colonel Thadeus Warren turned to his second-in-command, Major Charles Stevens. "Alright, Charlie. You know what to do." By now, everyone in the 29th Michigan knew what to do. Burn and destroy everything. Leave nothing for the Rebels. Part of Sherman's grand army, the battle-hardened veterans of the 29th developed their destructive techniques as they burned...

The Realtor's Hidden Camera

by CS_Woodruff on Oct 15, 2018
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Being a Real Estate agent, clients gladly granted Clark intimate access to their personal space while they were away. Their bedrooms and closets were left open, and, at times, he perused. Often the homeowners had cleaned up and stowed away embarrassing items deep into closets. One time, however, he was adjusting a box on the top shelf of a closet but couldn...

Gacha Merchant of Love

by Tiggered on Apr 29, 2025

AN: All Characters above the age of 18. Edited this quite a bit, lost notes, and redrafted mechanics. Esme hopped into Matt’s lap; the old ornery orange tabby obnoxiously brushing her tail across his face. “You old curmudgeon, but then I guess we both are aye?” said the old sailor. Wistfully he stared out his bookstore across the street at the new Amazon sho...

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Where to Find Love Ch. 02

by Elegast7 on Apr 17, 2018
Romance

"Oh, I love this," Ellen says while holding a teddy bear. "Look how cute it is." She turns to me and holds the head of the bear before her mouth and nose. I smile. "Well, it's yours now," I say. "A gift. For being there for me yesterday." "Oh, Sara. You really don't owe me anything," Ellen replies, but with a smile. "Don't worry. We're friends right. Frie...

Lesson Learned

by catalina_francisco on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

For months now I had acted as my Master's whore, His toy to be played with by other men, someone to be hired out or offered free of charge for use. Always I had tried to please by doing as he wanted, opening my body to anyone, anywhere, and at anytime, as long as it was His wish. Master knew that though I complied, it caused me great pain as I felt I was bet...

Xena Versus The Spartans

by groinkickgirl on Aug 18, 2007
Fan Fiction

It was a time of horrible raids by terrible marrauding hordes, which caused untold misery, fear and poverty in all of Pelopones. It was a time when Xena and Gabrielle were needed by all the towns, before it is too late, but she was nowhere to be found. The century before had been a good time for all, under the Cooperation Accord of Olympia, there was piece...

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Proving My Loyalty Ch. 01

by dianaprince_73 on Sep 12, 2017
BDSM

God, I hate Monday mornings...kids don't want to be at school and teachers REALLY don't want to be at school. I'm not even sure how I made it through this particular Monday morning. I am a high school science teacher and my weekend went beyond anything I have ever experienced or could have imagined. I have been a teacher for 10 years now, but my job does not...