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Lion of the Desert

by Flatulent_Queef_Lord on Oct 19, 2020
Fetish

(Author's note: This story features willing cuckoldry, breeding, inferiority complex, cuckold chastity and an age gap. If any of these fetishes do not float your boat, please feel free to click away. You have been forewarned! Advanced vocabulary has been intentionally used here to complement the historical setting. It is not meant to be condescending. Th...

Of Gods and Queefs - GOT Satire

by Gibby123 on Nov 18, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Thank you to cndcfrazier! Candace is the best editor ever. *** "Damn you, Vargo, you're going to do that in the sight of gods and queefs?" "The spoils of war apply to everything, Florian. Or don't you know that?" Vargo leered at Florian, moving closer. Florian took a step back, fear clear in his eyes. "I didn't mean nothing by it, Vargo. You know that."...

A Vulgar Display - The True Facts

by minerva69 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

The Americans onomatopoetically call it a queef, while us Brits, charmingly refer to it as a fanny fart, this elusive and frequently embarrassing raspberry blown from the female genitalia is seldom heard by most of us men, and even more seldom discussed. But none the less, I would be willing to place any amount of monies on the fact that I am not the only ch...

Nothing Compares to You Pt. 02

by MidKnight1378 on Mar 16, 2020
Group Sex

Summer Of 93' My memoirs. This Summer changed our lives forever. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ With Maggi home and wanting dinner Natalie and I kissed one last time and rolled out of bed. "Really need the bathroom guys, is that ok?" Maggi asked us while running to the bathroom. Natalie giggled a little and said, "Pete and I already used it", as she ran over and...

The Morning After Pt. 04

by janedoe555 on Jun 15, 2020
Mature

I laid naked on my bed and resting in the afternoon sunlight. The sun was starting to set and I was alone for the first time in the last 24 hours. My head was a tad fuzzy while entire body felt warm and alive yet so very tired. I also felt beautiful. And sexy. In fact, I felt like a bona-fide sex goddess. I couldn't help but caress myself in vanity; twirling...

A New York Tale Pt. 03

by neuromancerzero on Mar 27, 2019
Fetish

I wish I could tell you that I had woken up to a blowjob, but that's a thing of fiction. We didn't wake up cuddling, she was on the other side of the bed, the left side. I was on the right side, I normally slept on the left, so sleeping on the right caused me to wake when the sun shined into my eyes. My stomach growled and I quietly got out of bed. I grabbed...

Retard Pt. 02

by noname5551212 on Sep 26, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Thank you everyone for the kind comments and feedback. Feel free to PM me with thoughts and suggestions. ***** The ADA was fuming, the psychologist and resource officer looked scared. The ADA was ten steps ahead of me and walking quickly. I was running to try to catch up. I usually tried to avoid running, being behind in time it looked funny but I was runn...

The Turnaround Part 7

by Liclovely on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love

Author's Note: This story may not be reproduced in any form for profit without the written permission of the author. This story may be freely distributed with this notice attached, as long as no charge is made for it and it isn't changed in any way. If it is archived, it is done on the basis that the author will have unrestricted access to the archive. Fan...

Deceit & Surrender

by Trudydoes on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

We had been out for the night in Malaga with our new [holiday] friends who were renting the neighbouring villa to ours within a private complex. We had consumed a fair amount of booze... some of us more than the others... and were now arriving back at our villa for a night cap... well except poor Kerry who was worse for wear and was put to bed by Steve first...

Her High School Anal Adventure

by Jack_Love on Sep 25, 2017
Group Sex

*all persons depicted in this story are at least 18 years of age* ... Back in high school, Jessica Esposito was the hottest fucking babe there was: an stacked 18-year-old brunette bombshell with a beautiful cascading mane of hair that was so long it would tickle her ass when she was naked. She had those gorgeous thickly-fringed huge clear brown eyes that o...