"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light." ― Groucho Marx The three-legged Chihuahua scampered across the sickly-lit camino, on a collision course with its panicky prey. Loping behind the beast were its minions ― a pack of the same variety, but each with four limbs. For whatever reason, these "complete" counterparts weren't able to keep pa...
One day, Angie is alone, relaxing by the pool. Nobody seems to be around today, which is a little sad, but she figures she should allow her mind to clear of distraction in this peaceful time. She stretches herself out on a lounger, wearing sunglasses to shield her from the harsh lights in the ceiling, and feeling the mist from the water against her skin. It'...
This past fall was my 50th high school class reunion! It was my first high school reunion in twenty-five years. At my 25th, I drank (and smoked) a little too much and behaved a bit naughty and got out of control. Because of our small town and so many family and friends living within, Ray and I never played around in our hometown, trying to keep a nice wholes...
Eventually, Tim woke from a deep snooze and dragged himself from the floor. On the one hand, he felt a deep sense of personal disgust at his depravity. On the other, was a niggling feeling that he was on the threshold of an exciting rollercoaster of perverted pleasure. He screwed up his wife's photo, now encrusted with his dried sperm, and carefully hid it,...
"Damn, Kevin. Your mom is a smokeshow!" yelled Tony, one of the other guys on the swim team. "Your dad is one lucky man. I can't believe he lets her post this stuff on Insta though. I'm pretty sure I can see her nipples!" He continued to pass the phone around to our teammates, while Kevin sat there mortified. "Fuck dude," said Connor. "Her tits are absolut...
In continuation of my previous stories "I fucked Khala - my virgin Aunt- Part-1-5" You had read how I fucked Noori Khala before my cousin Sarah After, that I was married to Sarah Apaa, a Nikah-e-Halala virgin and her younger sister Zarina and how I spanked her in Kashmir on our wedding night. That night I, fucked Sarah Apaa or Sarah Begum, whatever you say f...
Restraining you the first time was a mistake, Slave. Now it's all I can think about. I want us to scene in the dungeon; I want to watch onlookers' enraptured looks in the mirror as I show you off. You mark so beautifully; you whimper so prettily. You are breathtaking. I want to see you on the St. Andrew's Cross, facing me and restrained by the same heavy...
Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...
As we stepped out of the elevator she gave a last glance at the puddle of piss on the floor, and again there was that embarrassment in the look of her eyes. 'Who will clean this mess?' I heard her say. 'If you don't let my into your apartment right now', I ordered her, 'then you will be the one doing it, with your own tongue and lips!' On the way out of t...
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light." ― Groucho Marx The three-legged Chihuahua scampered across the sickly-lit camino, on a collision course with its panicky prey. Loping behind the beast were its minions ― a pack of the same variety, but each with four limbs. For whatever reason, these "complete" counterparts weren't able to keep pa...