"Hmm. Maybe I should call Freddy?" "He's not a manservant!" Mark replies, exasperated. "Yeah, go on." The stress of where they're going has Mark's hand tremor playing up. It only gets worse when he tries to force his fingers to do his bidding. Jenni's no help. She's tried but is only smothering him. "Hi, Freddy. Can you come up here, please? We need your...
NOTE: if you are deeply religious, this may offend you. It’s my warped Flavius retelling of Adam and Eve. Mr. Rosenberg is Adam, and Rabbi Wiesel is Eve. R. * * * * * God had just created man, and He was pleased with what He saw. "Go forth, and name the animals," commanded the Almighty. "Name them what? I don’t have time to name your animals! I got to dr...
Please give me the support of you vote. * A woman who opposes having anal sex, has a secret, anal sex agenda Other than in the realm of comedy, comedians, and comediennes, anal sex ain't no joke. To many, anal penetration is as series as vagina penetration. A serious matter, one that takes a lot of self-reflection prior anticipation for the woman to prope...
How is this night different from all other nights? ***** It happens every Passover: Ben Glazer breaks the 10th Commandment: thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. Passover is the Jewish festival celebrating God's deliverance of the ancient Hebrews from bondage in Egypt. The wife in question is Mindy Setrin-Greenwald who is married to Sam Greenwald, Ben...
In my freshman year at college, I found myself sitting beside a chubby young women in Psychology. She had large breasts, but the thing that intrigued me the most was the hair on her forearms. ******** She had furry arms... Beth Kaplan wasn't very friendly at first, but I was persistent, and soon I was rewarded with a date. As I sat next to the plump young...
"Time Out" is Part Three of the sexual story of my life. "The Sophomore Jinx" which was posted on 10/1 was Part Two. I am purging my soul. Telling of my past "sins" is part of my repentance. The summer after my sophomore year of college I had reason to take time out. Time out from my sexual adventures. I had reason to question the morality of what (and who)...
Kaddish "Day O!" Mary wiped her hands on a dish towel and went to the front door. Hannah and Bonita were doing a clumsy dance on the porch, singing and clapping their hands together. "Come Mister Tappyman, tappy my banana," Hannah sang. "Daytimes come and I want to go home!" Bonita responded. They stopped and looked up when they heard Mary laugh. "Wher...
Our 2018 Christmas Letter Greetings friends and relatives! Before we forget like we did last year, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Festive Kwanzaa, and anything else for which alternate side of the street parking rules are suspended! 2018 has been a momentous year for the Smithers family. Bill has been working hard, often very hard, when he has a job, an...
Chapter 30 - "The Towel Waver" October 2014 Here's an old Jewish Joke: Sam and Sarah, married 20 years, are having trouble in bed. Sarah seems unhappy and keeps wondering if there isn't something she's missing when it comes to sex. Finally they go to the rabbi for advice. After hearing from both of them, he agrees that something has to change. He tells t...
Chapter 2 "Women and their secrets" Copyright @ calibeachgirl All rights reserved, 2011 Love is a strange thing. It demands constant attention, care and devotion. It is hard to get, harder to keep and easy to wither and die. I was brought abruptly back to the present by the waitress asking if we wanted dessert. My beautiful, wonderful Belle made a preten...