It's a boring Wednesday morning, A unemployed guy is sitting home half listening to the radio, thinking to himself how bad his life is. When his phone rings. He answers, Hello. Is this Michael Days, the man on the other end says. Yes. You just won the stupid prize of the day from ksyt. I did, he says in shock. Yes and all you have to do is say I'm mor...
"What have you been up to?" you ask with a smile as I quietly let myself into your office. "Lunching... nothing extravagant... a simple sandwich, sided with chips and pickles." "That's something you still haven't done for me." "What's that? Fix a lunch for you?" "No Darlin'....eat a dill pickle while I watch," you say, a hungry look in your eye that beli...
There she stands, consoles flickering with each blast. Muffled explosions emanate through the ship, a dozen men in uniform jog from one place to the next, each with a sense of purpose, but each with a look of panic. Hands on her hips, she stands calm, eyes darting from one screen to the next. Her lips move, orders given firmly and quickly, with confidence. S...
Jun 5, 2009 Heavy Metal Thunder Solo Adventures #3 Current mood:creative Heavy Metal Thunder Productions Presents... Copyright protected on May 2009. The persons, places, entities, and events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, places, entities, or events is unintentional and purely coincidental. Warning! Some sto...
No matter how confident you may be, no matter how strong your personality, nothing can quite prepare you for seeing your own house burgled. The sight of your possessions strewn about and your property ransacked is bad enough, but then to realise that a perfect stranger has had unlimited access to personal and private items and that some of the stolen propert...
This was a pretty strange feeling. She had never been in the south in the early summer, and she was enjoying it already. When her friend extended an invitation for her to come visit, she didn't have to think very long or hard. It had been what seemed like years since they had seen each other, and even though she was nervous, she accepted and flew to stay wi...
Note: This story is inspired by my friend Ms. Fox (you know who you are!) and her trifling boyfriend (or ex-boyfriend if he doesn't get his shit together!) JoAnne Fox sits at the nurse's station reading. For two years her job has been to take care of patient needs during the graveyard shift. This has seriously put her love life on life support, as her ex-bo...
In Space, No One Can Hear You Climax The battleship Daisy, 30,000 tons of nano-armor and weaponry that was widely regarded as the most dangerous vessel ever constructed, spun a lazy orbit around a barren looking world. Inside, the ships AI waited patiently for her crew to return from the surface of the barely-hospitable rock. At the airlock to the ship, a h...
There are two things I love: Food and Sex. I suppose that why I have the obsession with the program “Cooking Live” on the Food Network, and the show’s host Sara Moulton. Sara spends her time cooking food, live on television, and takes phone calls from people having trouble with recipes and ingredients. She can prepare a fabulous Schwartzwald Kirchetort (Blac...
I don't even remember what it was that triggered my suspicions, but one day I was a happily content husband and the next I was I was watching everything that Belinda did. I was sure that she was having an affair. I was checking her email on the house computer, looking in her purse when she wasn't around, checking out the glove box and the trunk of her car an...