Arthur Dent woke up. He blinked his eyes and yawned, scratched his chin, and rolled over. It suddenly stuck him that he was forgetting something. Was it something he was supposed to do? No...that's not it. Wait, it was something that had happened, something big. Yes, thought Arthur, something had happened. Now what was it? Did Arsenal win it all this year?...
Editor's Note: this story contains illustrations. * It's hard to believe. Three of my usual go-to stores and none of them have chocolate chip ice cream? Was it a conspiracy? A consequence of the new tax bill? Did aliens with a fetish for chocolate chip ice cream arrive and gobble it all up? I'm not that easily frustrated. I bought vanilla and a package o...
"Hey, Al, what's this?" You point to an oversized tanning bed that's hooked up to an array of monitors, desktops, and a large generator. "Hmm?" He didn't look up, nor did he stop typing away at another monitor that was a few feet away. "You asshole; this thing!" You're tempted to kick it, and him. He doesn't answer until a disc...
In this story you're not a well known astronaut, but just a rich guy living in a mansion. Which went dipping in the water of a lake one night and the radioactive barrels lying on the lake's floor made you mutate, maybe in combination with the black ooze hiding in the water. As an anonymous you can rape as many women as you want, without the government findin...
I just got an amazing night's sleep. I had the weirdest dream. I was a guy, and I was just living my life. My girlfriend and I had just broken up, and I was sleeping with random people. But my job was great. Everyone liked what I had to say, and I was on my way up in the company. I wasn't very happy, but it was okay because it was all going to be worth it. T...
You're Mary, 22, and fine as hell, but that doesn't matter. This story is a montage of your adventures into the gay transgressions of your boyfriend in alternate timelines (past and future). He's Sam, and you are not ready for the shit he has gotten into. You found a device that lets you flip freely through infinite timelines, subset to times Sam felt a desi...
NARRATOR: Not knowing what happen to her rival Erin, Hannah continued to party with her bestfriend Aimee. Aimee decided to have a bathroom break as she went to the washroom by herself. On her way, she walked passed by the locker room where Erin was sexually attacked by random men. While walking pass by the locker room, Aimee overheard a conversation. AIMEE...
2428 Andromeda B (The Milky Way) The United Colonies Federation (UCF) fleet was in an entirely different galaxy, and they found remains of 400 year old designs for human vessels, produced by the Axis Nations Federation (ANF). 402 years prior... 2016, Andromeda B (The Milky Way) An ANF fleet was fleeing from United Nations Federation vessels (UNF/UCF 400 year...
"That stupid bat" shouted Harley "why does he have to go around and ruin everything". The Joker came up with a plan to poison gothams water supply, well it wasn't really a poison it was more of an aphrodisiac. Harley didn't actually know why the Joker would want to do that. When she asked him all he said was that it would make it easier t...
PART 5 -- LET'S TRY BI [Written by SexyGeek and his computer. All the random events in this story were actually generated by a computer program so the game played out randomly. Not even the author knew the order in which things would happen.] We called our dorm rooms the Sky Club, because we had drawn into four rooms in an isolated annex on the fourth flo...