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How to Write a Novel

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Obviously, step one in writing a novel, get an idea. Authors get the question all the time: "How do you come up with your ideas?" Assuming you're not one, I can answer that: Formal viewpoint. Or a functional mentality. For example, Forbes Magazine had a front page cover about how al-Qaeda was losing money, and it suggested that Osama needed a new business...

Choose Your Own O

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I come from behind and push against both your shoulders, pressing you against the cool stone wall. I can't tell if you can feel the cold through your clothes and against your nipples, but your clothes won't be an issue for long. I kiss you on the mouth, slowly increasing the pressure and intensity of the kiss, while my hands trace down your arms and grab yo...

O Little Town of Bethlehem

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

O Little Town of Bethlehem A Christmas Tale of A Pius Man Randell Schwerdt, arms dealer, occasional "interrogator" for hire, and all around unpleasant soul, awoke to having his world turned upside down. Literally. For a quick, hopeful moment, Randell had thought he would wake up any time now. After all, why would the only illumination in the area be red...

Sex in Novels, What is it Good For?

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

[For the record, this is a completely amoral blog post—preaching morals gives me a headache and upsets my ulcer.] * 1. Sex. What is it good for? Were this a song parody, the next line would be "absolutely nothing." But, given that I've had bad experiences with song parodies, I will forgo that. But, seriously, sex ... why bother? I should point out now...

So, You Want to be a Writer?

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 11, 2017
How To

So, you want to be a writer? Maybe not, but keep reading, you might be entertained. The first rule that many people tell you in creative writing is "Write what you know." I'm going to tell you that this is the last thing you should do. No one wants to read about your family drama. Do you think that Vince Flynn is actually a terrorist hunter? Or that Bob...

How to Spot a Suicide Bomber

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

A Public Service Announcement: How to Spot a Suicide Bomber I live in New York City, so a certain amount of paranoia is reasonable. How much is too much? Great question. However, given that the New York City skyline has a relatively recent hole in it, I don't think it's too much to consider that someone, sooner or later, might want to consider rendering mor...

The Pirate King

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 12, 2017
Non-Erotic

The super liner Queen Mary 2, was 1,132 feet long, carried 2,620 passengers and 1,253 crew members. It was essentially the size of a skyscraper landed on its side. Possibly the biggest liner of its kind in the world. It was, simply, big. However, off the Eastern Coast of Africa, it was merely a great big target. Abdi Barre smiled at the super liner. He was...

First Date Nightmare

by RC Moe on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Let me introduce myself, my name is Moe. Yes, you read right, Moe. Well at least that’s what my friends call me. Frankly I’ve been called that for so long so often that I cannot really remember my real name unless I look at my driver’s license. I am not really a ladies man. In all truth, I’m the complete opposite. If I tried to pick up a lady at the bar I...

A Thank-You to Sxy Kitten

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This is for Sxy Kitten, who's voice works so well on so many. ********** I've listened to you so often, and enjoyed your performances to such an extent that I believe some small thank you is in order. I hope this suffices. *********** I know you like situations, stories around each and every tale of orgasms. But this is for you, and I'm not going to pret...

It was Only on Stun! Ch. 01

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

Before you begin this story, you might want to read my previous story "One Way to Get Out of Jail." Honestly, it acts very much like a prologue to this. Chapter 1: The Accidental Bodyguard. The firebomb came through the window at about two a.m., when everyone in the household was wide awake, thanks to the fire alarm the Nikolic's called a son. Technical...