by
Rumple Foreskin
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Just before he climbed into his bi-plane and flew away, the great DreamPilot and I knocked out the following piece of pitiful prose in recognition of the mental anguish many otherwise semi-sane writers experience during the last few days of a Literotica contest.
Rumple Foreskin
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SCORE CHECKERS ANONYMOUS: affecting the afflicted
A shadow of despair, des...
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RisiaSkye
on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Myth: Secretly, women all really want an enormously endowed man and only pretend not to so as not to hurt men’s feelings. Men, how many times have you heard women say that it doesn’t matter--and how many of other times have you heard comedians make jokes about what a lie this is? Which do you believe, or do you not know what to think anymore? Women, surel...
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by
Lauren Hynde
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
A review of Brad Anderson's "The Machinist"
Years from now, when cinephiles look back to 2004, they will find with little surprise that many of the best and most memorable movies of the year didn't come from Hollywood, nor were they acknowledged by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
"The Machinist" will be one of those movies.
Overlooked...
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by
greeneyelove
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
"Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen."
- Warren E. Burger, Former Chief Justice 1969-1989
The above statement was once made by Warren E Burger, Former Chief Justice of The United States and in my personal opinion, no truer words have ever been spoken in regards to the often rather controversial subject of free speech.
Personally, I am grate...
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by
Goldeniangel
on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays
When I was younger, the difference between an "optimist" and a "pessimist" was explained to me with an analogy: "An optimist will say a glass is half-full, but a pessimist will say that it's half-empty." Afterwards I tried to determine which of my friends were optimists and which were pessimists by asking them which they thought the glass was - most of them...
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by
plus and pretty
on Sep 16, 2017
Romance
I love to watch you when you are unaware. So when you told me you were going to work out, I put my book down, and waited a few minutes for you to get settled. The hard driving blues of Stevie Ray Vaughan pounding in the air tells me that you are ready to begin. I quietly make my way to the doorway. Concentrating on your workout and with your back to me, it's...
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by
DarkSeductress
on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Song:Beyond the Invisible
Artist: Enigma
"Close your eyes,
This feeling’s real life,
It is real and not a dream.
I am here and you’re with me…"
-Enigma.
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Aradia laid in her bed dreaming dreams her virgin mind should never dream. There in her tiny chamber of the covenant, she tossed and turned in her bed as her dreams began to feel like reality.
She...
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by
Kroschsteven
on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings
I drove over slowly. It wasn't my normal pace, not even an inch of the six foot frame was exactly sure why I was going, or if I really even wanted to go. I had made the drive many times, but that was five years ago. After she ended it, I was hurt.
Whoever said that love hurts was so wise, and must have been here too....my respect for her at the time made m...
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by
reign72
on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation
I shut the light off and covered up with the blanket, put my head down and closed my eyes. I lay there for a few minutes allowing my body to relax and breath in the smell of freshly washed sheets. Even after washing them a hundred times, there is still a lingering smell of your shampoo. I miss you so much. I miss the way we would talk and the way you would h...
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Harley_Quinn_1999
on Sep 14, 2017
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The cool night air greeting My face as I slip out of the car. A wicked, languid smile sliding across My face as I think of what is to come. Looking up at the darkened house, I slowly walk along the dew covered grass. The moon riding low in the night sk...
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