Francis stroked Patrick's hand as he pushed the shopping cart by her side. With prices so much lower across the bridge, it made sense to pick up some items on their house hunting trip. Francis picked up a box of extra large condoms and put them in the cart with a wink. "Thanks for the complement," Patrick responded, "but we won't be needing those until after...
I am constantly receiving feedback from people wanting to know why I ended a story a certain way and then asking me if would mind if they wrote an ending for the story. This has happened so many times that I've decided to hold The Just Plain Bob Annual Invitational I will submit a story and then those readers who so desire can write and submit their own en...
Stacey's Diary Entry Dec. 17th: Today is the day Derek and I are finally getting a house of our own. I am so glad we are getting a bigger house. We have needed one for several years. Derek's favorite quote, "we have ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag," was very appropriate. So we are off to the lawyer's office. We have come up with a plan to royally fuc...
The abandoned storefront's grimy front door stuck but Becky, her shoulder hard against it, pushed it open. And Valerie followed her into the dimness. "Oh, what are we getting ourselves into," Becky asked. Her jeans and sweatshirt were loose and plain. Work clothes bag in hand, she turned in a slow circle and took it all in. Dust, cobwebs, half-fallen wall s...
"And here we are." the realtor announced as they re-entered the kitchen. She was tall and curvy, drawing Jack's eye away from the kitchen décor and instead to her ample ass. "So? What do you think?" the realtor asked, with a knowing smile. "I love it." Jack said, meaning the house. "Alright! So, sign here." the realtor said with a beaming smile. "Ms Mas...
The old house had sat empty and for sale for many years. She stood on the porch talking to the realtor as she got the code for the lock. The lock hung from the knob and had the key inside it. She hung up and unlocked the door, she opened it as it creaked as she went inside. She walked in and looked at the large living room. She turned and looked in at the...
Tina called me at the office about a week after we closed. "Hi Sexy" she said after I picked up the phone. During the past week, there had been plenty of distractions, but I had pretty much thought about the sexy babe on the other end of the phone every waking moment. "How is the new house?" "Great, almost all of the boxes are unpacked." "I can think of...
For the past year my wife and I have been looking at purchasing a rental home. The market seems right and we had some extra money so we thought we would give it a shot. After trying on our own to find a house we decided to use a realtor. A friend of ours referred a realtor to us and we set up a meeting at our house. I spoke to the realtor on the phone and...
Each and every time Darnell and Kim go out Kim always looks at the old farmhouses. Kim is always telling Darnell how she would love nothing better than to own one of them some day; it has actually been a dream of hers ever since she was a little girl. Although Darnell couldn't quite understand just why she wanted this so badly, he figured it wasn't all that...
Russ was a Realtor that Stephanie befriended and used to look at her share of the fifty houses that we were determined to see before buying. We'd seen houses go from an average of $17,000 to 80,000 in six short years and wanted to make sure that we knew what a good deal was when we saw it. Our second Mobile Home had come up from the $15,000 we'd paid for it...