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The Johnson Complex

by Januse on Sep 20, 2018
Erotic Couplings

At Samuel Ezra Xander University, a small, private, liberal arts college on the east coast there are several options for freshman living. One of these options is the Johnson Complex, and it’s considered the best place a freshman could live. Twelve buildings, Forty-Eight students per building, a lounge, every room has AC, and it’s in a great location on campu...

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Memoirs of Miss L

by sizequeer on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Author's note: This is the beginning of an idea for a novel I have, and so this is an extremely slow-burn of a story, and doesn't get to any actual sexual writing until the very end. If you want to just masturbate, I'd suggest you skip over to that part. If you like reading fiction that isn't simple and plain pornography, I hope you'll enjoy the rest of the...

Billionaire and the Sisters Ch. 75

by SteveWallace on Sep 25, 2017
Group Sex

A note to readers: This is a long story that unfolds chapter by chapter through the eyes of two protagonists - Mark and Elsa, and as in many of my other stories involves a growing spate of horny characters. Every ten chapters or so I will provide a short summary at the start of that episode to bring new readers up to date (see start of Ch. 70). This story c...

The Hound of Hell

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The name is Mitchell Dreyfuss. The Hound of Hell. Destroyer of the Devil's Enemies. At first glance I look like your average six-foot-three, 260-pound, dark-skinned and clean-shaven black gentleman clad in stylish Urban gear. Unfortunately, I'm anything but. For starters, though I look like a man in his mid-twenties, I am considerably older than that. You se...

Helping a Friend

by ChucksThoughts on Dec 2, 2019
Toys & Masturbation

This is my first time writing, all constructive criticism welcome. Hope you enjoy. *************** She sat there staring at her phone, disbelieving, telling herself at once that it was ridiculous, and she'd never do it. But the small trickle she could feel on the inside of her thigh made mockery of this, she knew she wanted to. It had started as an odd co...

Sissy can be princess too!

by ReneeRCS on Apr 22, 2025

"Beep beep!" Another day in the morning. You wake up immediately, grap your phone amd turn off the alarm. "Zero, zero... It is still all zero..." You put down your phone. It's almost a routine in the morning, wake up to check of you get any follower on X, or even a single view of your youtube video. The result always disappoint you. You o...

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Paradigm Shift Ch. 04

by SteveWallace on Sep 18, 2017
Group Sex

Chapter 4 A week later on Saturday night, Steve and Margo Betts held a neighborhood party. The format was the same, only it was at their house rather than someone else's: BYOB, and bring some kind of hot side dish or hors d'oeuvre. We arrived with wine, an interesting dish KC made with Brussels sprouts, and a plate of cheeses and crackers than I'd carefully...

Making a Sissy Jock Pt. 01

by Sissyhalo1 on Jun 1, 2020
Transgender & Crossdressers

My life changed about a year after I was done college. I'm Mason, or I was and I used to be a football jock all through high school and played all through college and after all that I kind of just never got picked up. So...what do you do with a physical education degree? Most guys taught gym or coached some places. Me? I got a massage job at a spa. There...

FNaF ENF

by Charlotte123 on Apr 22, 2025

In this universe, the animatronics are just sentient AI and not possessed, and they are all anatomically correct. This can lead to embarrassing situations after hours. There are also non-animatronic animal characters like Charlie (novel version) and Vanny. Which FNaF girl will be become an ENF? (ENM is okay too)What's next? Vanny...

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The Restaurant Job

by rondajambe on Jun 9, 2020
Erotic Couplings

I had vowed ten years earlier never to take another waitress job, but circumstances conspired. Back in my hometown for the first time in five years, I was reduced to living with my parents while grinding out the final draft of my overdue Masters Degree in Linguistics. I had just fled my second husband and the prospect of an Arctic winter. The Mae West line...