EPISODE 01 : BIG BANGING REDNECK THEORY "Damn... I gotta put my damn dick in somebody. If I don't find a pussy quick, it's goin in your fat ass Spence." I blurt out, horny as hell, driving my pickup. "Wait... huh?" Spence (The King Of Queens) gets all timid. I laugh. We're on our way to the Cheesecake Factory. It's Tighty Whitey Day. Yeah... me and my cr...
Meet Karen Ambrose, a six-foot-tall, blonde-haired and green-eyed, chubby and plain, fifty-something white woman living in the City of Amarillo, Texas. Karen is like those typical Karen types seen on the news. She is nosy, full of herself, entitled, and obsessed with her neighbors. Karen has recently entered therapy due to her problems, and her doctor has su...
Warning: The following contains racist language which some may find offensive. Do not read if this is likely to bother you. The story IS true however and took place between mutually consenting adults ************************************************** She was online. Something inside me stopped. Finally here was a chance. A chance to speak to her in spi...
THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL THIS IS MY HOMAGE TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE SERIES...THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE...ITS MOSTLY A PARODY OF THE ORIGINAL MOVIE WHICH IS MY FAVORITE ONE...DON'T WORRY NO ONE DIES IN THIS IT'S A SEX PARODY...I'M KNOWN FOR KINKY STORIES AND THIS IS CERTAINLY KINKY...I HOPE IT TURNS OUT GOOD... ENJOY ***** CAST: LEATHE...
Shotgun blasts erupt into the night sky in Redneck Riviera Trailer Park. I bought the place and named it that. Very loud, powerful blasts fill the sky. Damn, I love shootin my shotgun. It's a stress reliever. My wife Bernie (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) might disagree with that though. She comes running out of our trailer, her hands over her pretty l...
Luanne let out a sigh of relief as she was getting closer to her home. She could not wait to get inside her home to kick back and relax after a long day at work. When her home came into view, a small smile painted her face. Her smile quickly turned to a grimace of confusion as she saw her fiancé's car in the driveway. He usually worked through the day while...
Morgan Stiles is a forty-something redneck who was born and bred in West Texas, and lately, he and his wife Kirsten Simpson-Stiles have been having problems. Kirsten is originally from Boston, Massachusetts, and finds it hard to adapt to the life of a Texan housewife. Morgan works at the Bank of Lubbock, which is basically a puffed-up credit union trying to...
Watching my son Elijah Woodsman Junior as he stepped into the yard to greet his buddies Larry and Todd and his girlfriend Katherine, all of them dressed in tuxes and prom dresses, I smiled. Elijah looked so tall and handsome in his Black tux, which contrasted with his light brown skin and really brought out his green eyes. Nothing quite like your senior prom...
My culture is conservative, but that doesn't mean I have to be. Religion and culture are important, of course, but so is the individual. The name is Warsama "Sam" Osman, and I'm a tall, skinny and perpetually bald-headed young Black man of Somali descent living in metropolitan Calgary, province of Alberta. Why am I perpetually bald? It's a rare condition I'v...
RAMBLINGS OF AN OLD FART... or Is mental imbalance a handicap? I apologize, several of these people watching stories are comedy yet included in exhibitionist and voyeur under my PEOPLE WATCHING title. Still, I was the voyeur people watching. #1 Mentally handicapped #2 Redneck Shoppers Here are two completely different people watching short stories at ou...