They say that the apple never falls far from the tree. I don't think that's always true. Take me for example. Everyone in my family is dark-haired and squad but somehow I came out...Teutonic. I'm five-foot-eleven, slim and fit but with curves where it counts. I have shoulder-length strawberry blonde hair and lime-green eyes. I was born in the City of Calgary...
The Big Box Store and the BBQ Joint Once again my wife is shopping. Here I am sitting in my big ole red truck at the Big Box Store. No not the 1975 Ford. This one's a new Dodge quad cab. This can be any store in your area or mine. MsDollie, once again, is shopping as I sit and listen to the radio and relax. Not really planning on doing any people watching....
My name is Steven Dwight. A big and tall, openly bisexual young Black man living in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. I attend Carleton University where I study Criminal Psychology. By the way I simply must tell you that I love white dick. Unfortunately, most of the gay and bisexual white dudes I meet in the Ottawa area are scared of me because I'm a...
Author's Note: The lyrics to the song used in this story are written by the Bellamy Brothers, entitled Redneck Girl. * * * * * It was a Wednesday night ... hump day to those of us that worked all week in a stuffy office and Kaya just needed a break. Even though her name reflected the American Indian heritage that supplied smooth dark hair, brown eyes with...
Depraved Fuck Parody "Mama... ready to go to the damn doctor?" "Yes baby... give me a minute... I'm ready to cum. Mmmmmmmmm... Suck my pussy Kathie Lee... I wanna squirt down your throat." "Do it Katie... feed me your pussy jizz. I'm so thirsty baby." "FUCK! Here it cumsssssss!" My mama Katie (Katie Couric) squirts her delicious pussy nut into my aunt K...
I happened to live next door to a real redneck type. You know the kind, big pickup truck, and gun rack in the back window. The weird part was this guy had a beautiful wife. Amanda was her name and she could have been a model. I wondered what she saw in her husband. I was off one day from work and I saw Amanda walking towards my house. Sure enough, the doorbe...
As Salam Alaikum, dear readers. In a past life, my name was Rhea Thorne. That's not who I am now. I am here because I have a message to share with you. And also because I have a confession to make. I am a former racist and an ex-feminist. I am both Canadian and a proud Muslim. There, I frigging said it. I was born and raised in the City of Calgary, Alberta....
The City of Houston, Texas, is a tough environment for a brother, and if you also happen to be a wolf-man like myself, life can be hell down there. My name is Jacques Saint-Croix, and I'm a newcomer to this town. I was born in the City of Cap-Haitien, northern Haiti, and spent most of my life there. In 2005, at the age of eighteen, I left the island of my bi...
I own my own business. I, and about 15 of my guys were working on a Telecommunications Engineering contract in Manchester, Kentucky. Clay County. The armpit of the United States. "Armpit" being the most generous of euphemisms. A few years ago, several of the local coal mines got shut down. Most people in this area lost their jobs. Then, damn near everyone...
Looking at the tall, chubby old white guy in line at Wal-Mart's checkout counter, I told him that I wasn't Mexican, and he could take his bigoted ass elsewhere. With that being said, I flat out refused to serve him. Angrily he demanded to speak to a manager. We waited in silence, while I checked out the customers behind him as he stood aside, sulking. The ca...