It was the year of our Lord 1830, and the thirty-first year of my manhood, when I went home to Eastleigh. The occasion for my homecoming was a melancholy one. My parents -- my father a former Member of Parliament, my mother the daughter of a local landowner -- had passed away recently. A wasting sickness took hold of my father, bearing him off in little mor...
"Aw, Mom." "It's almost obscene, Jamie. It's not that warm out. If you're going out, at least put on a sweater or something." "Yeah, right, Mom," Jamie said, rolling his eyes at his sidekick, Keith, all decked out in a pirate costume, "every Roman gladiator wore a sweater when he went out to the lions." "Cougars," Keith muttered and then flashed a broad s...
Author's Note: I wrote this about fourteen years for my writing class in college and thought to put it on the site for giggles. It is about a man's interaction with a stripper and the thoughts of both. Thoughts behind the Dance By James Shelby (formally K-Dogg) ***** The Customer I walked into the place at 2 PM and took a seat towards the entrance. Thi...
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 After Bill left, I lay on the bed for a few minutes, then got up and went into the bathroom to take a shower. I spent a leisurely five minutes showering and washing my hair. Instead of getting out, I stayed under the hot water, letting it wash over me like heavy rain. That reminded me of Sandy's visit two nights ago. When I helped...
NOTE: Each of the characters in this story is 18 or older. *** When Emma Heart woke up on the 13th day of February, she was fairly confident she understood the world around her. The president was a dick, the teachers at her school were mostly dicks, she had a dick, things like that were all classified as "fact". Right alongside these statements were the f...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY AND FREAKY PORN PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... TOGETHER WE MAKE THE SLEAZIEST PORN VIDEOS FOR OUR WEBSITE AND ALSO CUSTOM VIDEOS FOR FANS AND ANYONE WITH THE MONEY TO HIRE...
After getting into her car Alexis changed back to her normal self and began flying around inside the car. "What are you doing?" Vanessa asked. "I've never actually been inside a car before. We fairies had always relied on magic and flying. What makes it work?" Alexis was buzzing around so fast Vanessa could hardly keep up with her. Vanessa let out a soft g...
"Nobody understands my desires or who I am," Mack Browne said, and the six-foot-three, burly and dark-skinned, twenty-something African American man sighed deeply. Sitting opposite him inside the Bridgehead cafe located on Metcalfe Street in downtown Ottawa, Mack's friend Melody Robillard pondered that, wondering how to help her friend in his time of need......
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real This is a combo fuck parody series of two of my favorite sitcoms Friends and King Of Queens... I play myself an amateur pornstar/producer... I live with my friend Joey from Friends... I intertwine characters from both shows as we all interact in both locations... It takes place in 2003 I had a pretty normal day for me...
I approached the door with Virginia in tow, but I didn't have to knock. It opened as we were mounting the steps to their porch, and there was Nate, which was short for Natalie, who was Nick's, our host's, wife. Nate was a striking woman in peculiar ways, a theme you'll find that will be continued in our other companions for the evening. Objectively, you mi...