If Tarantina wasn't quite dressed to kill, she was certainly out to maim. In a leather skirt and fishnets, her brunette hair flowing down over her shoulders, and a silver cross nestled in the cleavage created by a low-cut black blouse and a very pushy bra, she'd had guys' tongues hanging out most of the evening. I hadn't said where we were heading, just to m...
Note- There have been numerous attempts to update Sherlock Holmes into the modern age and so I have decided to place my personal imagined version from 1891 to the present day. As usual, Scarlett Johansson is my chosen heroine with Emma Watson by her side. This tall tale is entirely fictional and not meant to offend any celebs described herein. x 1891, Lon...
Things are winding down now. Or is it winding up? Questions answered but more questions arise. I hope no one is bored. Hope you are enjoying it, and please continue to vote. And once again, a huge thank you to Archangel_M, who helps to keep me on the straight and narrow. This wouldn't be as much fun without you. -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Nevada -- Present Day...
I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to the yard. When you have a permanent erection, pissing is kind of a problem. It takes forever to get the stuff flowing, first of all. But second, it doesn't flow downward, in the way that conveniently ends up in a toilet bowl. It squirts straight ahead. You can compensate for this by bending at the...
It happened. Nobody knows about it, but it did happen. I didn't ask for it to happen. I didn't expect it to happen. I didn't even necessarily want it to happen, but it did happen. No, I didn't fight particularly hard to prevent it from happening. It's just that I didn't want to create a scene, and I was afraid if I tried too hard to stop it, it may cause eve...
My own Monica Bellucci, that was Angelina. Insanely passionate, with a genius-level IQ; hot-tempered and highly competitive yet also as sweet as could be, she was F. Lee Bailey reincarnated as a dazzling Italian mistress. She could get away with it. Always a moment-by-moment adventure, she was to emotional stability what Katrina was to New Orleans. My Mo...
We have been dreaming of her for a long, long time. I guess you could say eons. Well, it seems that way anyway. Let's paint a picture. You and me, the reader. Imagine a woman. A gorgeous woman, 5'10, 140 lbs. and size 38d breasts. Sounds too good to be true, huh? Well let me assure you, it's not. This woman, we'll call her Diana. In fact she's more like a p...
Every single word of this story, about certain people who do not need any publicity, is true! Thus the names were changed, and I am not providing any details like geographic locations, which could help to identify the heroes of my story. I was very lucky to extract it at all. Enjoy. * * * * * * * Andrea, twenty something young, already divorced, rich, beau...
Did you notice that the name of this article is how to buy a new car and not how to get sucked into buying an SUV, mini-van, or a pickup truck? I love cars but I hate SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks. SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks are too big, too heavy, gas hogs. Okay, pickups are cool if you live on a farm or on a ranch or if you need that type o...
The ceremony was to take place on the hill crest on the manor grounds. Five black flags, each encrusted with gold etching were placed in a semi-circle around a similarly decorated alter. The alter was made to look like the bottom half of a coffin; a flattened body pillow covered in gold satin was placed on the alter top. Red rose petals were sprinkled on it...