(#1 In a Series of However Damn Many I Wanna Write) Jake Barmen kicked the loose pebbles as he made his way to his cramped apartment. Nothing could lift his dank mood. He’d lost his job and girlfriend in less than a half-hour. Not that he particularly loved his job as a copier repairman, but it had paid the bills. As for his girlfriend, the bitch had cheate...
I had just gotten married to Steve and they moved into Oaks Hills. All the women, including me, were housewives. On the first day her husband left, one housewife-Abigail-invited her to her home with the rest of the girls-Becky, Maggie, and Emily. "you are in for a real treat. We're waiting for Louie." Maggie told me. "Who's that?" Emily explained: "He is...
Chapter 0: Departure Kat was looking forward to today. She was finally leaving for her new job in Hawaii; She had packed last night and all that was left was to shower, dress, and leave. As she pulled off her top, she wondered what Hawaii would be like. Similar to the Hollywood image, complete with palm trees and year round warm weather, or more like most o...
Obviously, I don't own Star Trek, it's characters, copyrights, or settings. This is protected parody/fan fiction. * I was in the mood for soft and warm. Whatever bastard was out there selling defective holo-fairytales to the underage had had me running around like a Klingon with an unbloodied blade, five minutes before the end of battle. Ordinarily I woul...
I was used to getting up around 5:30 in the morning, but after the sexual gymnastics I had engaged in with Paula and Geneen the night before, I didn't awaken until almost 7:00. I had fallen asleep between the two women, and during the night we had managed to rearrange ourselves into a comfortable position with Geneen pressed against my back, me facing Paula'...
Things were pretty much normal for the next couple of weeks. We only had sex three or four times but Katie seemed satisfied. Friday morning during breakfast Katie said she wanted to go out Saturday night since I was going out of town for a week starting Sunday. I agreed and told her I would be looking forward to it. When I ask her what she wanted to do she t...
"Hey babe," said the voice from the doorway. "I'm off to work. Oh, and I got hold of the air conditioning people and they said they'd get it fixed today. Love you," and she heard a smack of lips as he blew her a kiss. She didn't know that he'd gotten hold of them first thing this morning and told them there'd be no one home so he'd leave the back door unlock...
Mavis and I had been married over ten years and while we loved each other our marriage had become stale, at least in the sex department. We still made love, but it was routine - twice a week, usually on Tuesday and Friday, and only rarely more than one time. I did always manage to get her to cum, but somehow or other the spark had gone out. One day Mavis sai...
"Yes, yes I tried that but it still won't work." Patti told the woman at the repair shop. Patti hoped they could get it repaired today. "Well it was working fine about an hour ago, then it just stopped working. "Thank you very much." Patti hung up and decided to take a cool shower. The temperature inside the house was almost 100 degrees and it wasn't eve...
Working for the past fifteen years as a telephone repairman in New York City, I've seen and experienced a lot. Working alone and going into customers homes can indeed be an interesting experience. You never know what you're going to come across and I have to take a deep breath every time I ring someone's doorbell. The story I'm going to relate to you happe...