Leonard James "Buttweasel" Crabthorne was out on the prowl, and he was hungry for butt. Not a day went by when he didn't want to slip his crafty old sausage up some craven sphincter and today was no different. Wearing his best wig, a fine pair of stalking boots and a giant poncho, he was a visual education in magnificence. On entering his favorite drinking...
If it is illegal to read this where you are from, don't. If you are legal and enjoy the story please send feedback. * It all started with a bit of dust wiped on a subway handrail in New York City. The man who did the wiping came from Iran, though Turkey and into London. The dust was smuggled in the cotton stopper in an aspirin bottle. The first commuter t...
Suddenly, there was a bright light, and a loud hum as I felt my body being lifted up. The light blinded me and I couldn't see anything. Then suddenly I found myself lying naked on the floor. It took awhile before I could focus my eyes but when I did, all I could see were glass panels surrounding me and I only saw my reflection. God, where was I? How did I...
Kaguya felt this was definitely not how it should of ended. The Ōtsutsuki was suppose to triumph over these...these remnants. Glancing to her left she saw almost in slow motion a dark haired teen who had Indra's chakra within him. His eyes the Sharingan in his right and Rinnegan in his left flared with power and cool focus as his left hand stretched out towa...
We never did find out exactly who was behind the virus. That sounds pretty paranoid but some CDC experts lived long enough to isolate it and discovered that it was incredibly small, even for a virus, because it had absolutely no junk DNA. It was actually so small that it could get through anything short of a vacuum chamber, and even then you had to be smart...
I am a strong believer of human rights. I think the right of women and men to live happy, fulfilling lives belongs to everyone. I have no problem with gay people and the right to marry. Now for those that disagree I respect your belief, but I want you to take a moment and not simply think of sexuality from a moral aspect but rather a scientific aspect that j...
'Fleur looks devilishly radiant' I heard some wedding guest tell another. The emphasis was clearly meant for effect, but he's more accurate than he thinks. My exterior is all friendly smiles and politeness, but inside I'm smirking like a demon, waiting. Today I will conquer my first conquest, the plan I rendered foolproof will ensure the beginning of the Del...
“Okay, Ozzy... so why were you trying to shoot me?” Kitty asked later, when we sitting close to her fire, after she had explained we were in her cave, where she had lived her entire life. Kitty pointed to the rifle and my bag that she obviously brought along with me her home. I was afraid of that question, and I thought about telling her a lie, that I was j...
Prologue: The story so far...the USA and almost every other country in the world has been subjected to a short nuclear war, destroying most civilised life. 19 year old Allie Cooke was a student nurse before the war, and in the shattered remains of Omaha has been tending to the wounded, the sick and the mad. On New Years Day she is kidnapped and brought to a...
Sebastian Laska was having the worst day of his life. It was supposed to be the last day of his vacation, the final, glorious twenty-four hours before his return to the soul-crushing paper-pushing he called a "career." He would wake up, have coffee, grab groceries, turn on the TV, and zone out. No thoughts about Laurie, the woman he thought would be the love...