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Bending the Rules Pt. 11: Jealousy

by SunsetFollower511 on Dec 14, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

8819 words. Thank you all for constructive feedback, lessons are being learned. Most recently: there is a limit to the writing axiom "show, don't tell." I'm also trying not to let mechanics get in the way of telling the story, but the genre lends itself to a different balance of that than I'm used to, and didn't plan for. Hopefully it's only getting better...

The Last Reflexive Ch. 13

by MistressColleen on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Thirteen: Nite, Nite, Teddybears Everything had quieted down considerably, and almost everyone had gone home, except for those on duty. McGuire too left earlier after finding Harrriette in such fit shape, considering. It was a little past midnight and the hospital subdued, f...

The Last Reflexive Ch. 03

by MistressColleen on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Three: Meeting Once at work Harriette always counted on lil' Mikey to have a strong cup of coffee waiting on her desk, on the mini heating pad he'd bought for her. In return she permitted him to glimpse one of her breasts now and again. One day she made the mistake of allowi...

The Last Reflexive Ch. 12

by MistressColleen on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Twelve: Strange Anticipations With Dirty Harriette behind emergency room doors, the police Chief introduced the Mayor to Dude and the pair shook hands, with little more than polite greetings. The Mayor was preoccupied with himself, and Dude immediately stepped back out of th...

The Last Reflexive Ch. 11

by MistressColleen on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Eleven: Sloppy Q&A The Chief took a moment to quell his need to piss and ran to the open doors of the ambulance, as the driver came running back to help. They found Harriette humming to painkillers while cursing for the technician to get her off with his tongue quickly. The...

The Last Reflexive Ch. 10

by MistressColleen on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Ten: Smoothness Dude and the Chief started out after the ambulance carrying Harriette. The streets were crowded, but the paramedic driving was an ex-cab driver who knew how to maneuver around and through pedestrians and city traffic at breath taking speed during lunch hour....

The Last Reflexive Ch. 09

by MistressColleen on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Nine: Wha' da' f*@k?! The words of the priest caused Harriette to think, and provoked a torrent of concern. She was stunned by what she'd learned on top of one damn good orgasm from her now-favorite vibrator. She squeezed back tears and resentment, along with her thighs, and...

The Last Reflexive Ch. 08

by MistressColleen on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Eight: Faithinwhat "As promised, Harriette," Father Costanzo replied, stepping out from behind a curtain with what appeared to be a small leather billfold tucked under one arm. He was wiping his hands with a wet rag, attempting to free his hands of what looked like chocolate...

The Last Reflexive Ch. 07

by MistressColleen on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Seven: Question Me Harriette sat with head tilted back, gun pressed between her legs, tickling her clit in a most luscious way, behind the door Dude closed softly in departing. She sat staring at patterns painted on the ceiling and her mind, yet saw and thought nothing. All...

The Last Reflexive Ch. 06

by MistressColleen on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

By: Col. Brunhilda 'Iceberg' Buriman, ret. Sorority Sister of Pi Loda Cum Chapter Six: Death Hue Harriette removed her arms from my chair, standing to flick the set off, suddenly concerned with me. I suggested she settle back into a chair before I began, but she needed to pace, because it helped her think. I suggested she not think too deeply and simply l...