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High School Seduction Ch. 1

by creepy_ghost on Sep 11, 2017
Mature

Angela pushed Mark into the empty classroom rather quickly, shutting the door behind her. She was hungry for one thing -- his cock. They had been dating on and off and there was only one thing that kept Angela coming back to Mark again and again and that was his thick nine inch cock. The guys she'd been with before were nowhere near as big as him. Mark was...

An Adventure with Megan Ch. 02

by adrenaline61938 on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Day 2 Dustin's bellowing voice vibrated every surface in the apartment jarring me awake, the bright morning sun flashed into my eyes. "What the hell?" I groaned thinking a bomb went off. "WWOOOOOO," Dustin yelled again proudly from the balcony. "HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO HAWAII." The sheer volume of his voice overwhelmed my hang over. I fell out of bed as I t...

Learning from Athena Ch. 02

by DarkestBrown on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

The despair that took shape in Elisha's heart since Athena's dismissal was of a new kind. No longer was she indifferent towards the world nor its effects or her fate. Now, for the first time in months, she was suffering because she wanted something and didn't have it rather than pure apathy. She couldn't sleep after their encounter. Instead she stayed up,...

The Hired Help Ch. 02

by Dreaco on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

Jake sighed moments after Kara bolted out the reinforced door in his basement/armory. And she runs..." he muttered, shaking his head. Then he reached under the desk, pressing a red button, and slowly walked after her. _____ Kara was relieved to see the door just ahead of her and looked back surprised the he wasn't there. When she thought she was home f...

Slut Girl Ch. 04

by Alacar Leoricar on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Slut Girl 4: Sayoko Pulls Out the Stops This is based on the manga of the same name by Isutoshi Ihsa, with all respect towards the original. There I was, feeling like an idiot. Sitting on the curb to my apartment complex, hot, bored, and grumbling. I couldn't believe I was doing this! The name's Satoru. If you don't know by now, I'm rooming with a grade...

Nurse Honeydews

by tomthumper on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Oh! Mr. Pleasance!" gasped Nurse Millie Honeydews standing in the doorway, her eyes wide with shock. "You're going to pull a muscle doing that!" His face burning with shame, Peter Pleasance draped the bed sheet back over his swollen member, doing nothing to hide its great length and swollen head. "Nurse Honeydews!" he said, cursing inwardly. "I didn't see...

Of Aliens And Full Service Massages

by Soul Janitor on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

THIS IS A STORY whose happenstance did occur to its young protagonist on one recent morning in the year 20__, on the fair streets of B______. (Whoops, sorry, my underline button got stuck. It was last Sunday in Boston.) My name is Cedric, and I found myself at loose ends on this particular Sunday after cutting out early from a comic book convention at the do...

A Band of Brigands Ch. 1

by All by myself on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I hope you like it. I've worked on this project for a long time. Feedback is appreciated. Chapter 1. Jimmy Roberts stood in a line fifteen people deep to punch his timecard in a steamy hellhole known to the locals, and everyone else for that matter, as Katz Industries. He hated his job, but was grateful for it. Here lately there had been a hell of a lot of...

The Ice Cream Man

by Rick Dean on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Having grown up on a farm in South Dakota, I realized at age 8 that was not the life for me. The chores, dealing with smelly animals that had to be fed pretty much all the time and living out in the middle of nowhere, all equaled a desire to go west and make a life for myself there. So when I turned 18 I packed all my belongings into my beat up '75 Ford F-10...

This Could Be Love

by Starscream_UK on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

In hindsight, I should probably have just turned her away there and then. However, you know how it is – no matter what sort of day you have, you just can't turn away a devastatingly attractive woman on your front doorstep. Even when you know that she's a professional assassin – and the reason you know this is that you hired her to kill your busi...