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Angel Rescues Majestic Wang

by Goldeniangel on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

this is so not meant to be taken seriously in any way shape or form. ************************************** Angel sat comfortably, resting on her laurels so to speak, feet propped up as she soaked in the sun... sipping gently on a mango drink... cool breezes with a clear sky... everything was just heaven. This ended abruptly and she screamed in horror as...

Kit's Stories - Sofia Pt. 01

by RioRedKing on Sep 19, 2017
Mature

In Texas we take our racism seriously. Since this story is set almost a half century ago, you might expect that things are much better now. I am not sure that is the case, as polarization has fanned some embers into open flame. Now, as then, racism is practiced widely without limitation of race, creed, or culture. To pretend that it doesn't exist is to encou...

The League S1E4: Andre's Revenge

by Stories_From_the_TV on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This, and all my other stories, are planned to be standalone stories set during episodes of TV shows. Any events or situations from other stories do not roll over. The set up for most of these stories will be sort of ridiculous, so if super realism is your thing, I apologize. This is set in the TV show The League on FX. This story focuses on the characters...

My Rocky Relationship with Girls

by darvon86 on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

I put all my stories in Humor and Satire. I like to write romantic comedies, or as other authors here call it comic romance. But I put them in Humor because they are meant to be comic and light hearted, even if they contain scifi and fantasy, or group sex, or mind control, or whatever. I also realize that some of the categories are to allow people to avoid t...

It Was the End of Summer

by Laurie on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

(Hello to the fans that enjoyed the other stories I wrote in collaboration with CBSummers. We're at it again. This one is long. Very long. If submitted to a publisher, it would qualify as a full length novel. Just letting everyone know that from the beginning. It had to be long to cram all the super hot fucking we wrote into one story. Our three little stone...

A Real-Life Choose Your Path!

by sara_adrift on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Do you remember the choose your own path stories you used to read when you were a kid? I do, and I loved them. Still do, as a matter of fact. So here's the deal. I am going to be the main character in your very own erotic Choose Your Path story. You're welcome. Here's how it works. After introducing myself I'll describe a scenario that is currently goin...

Unexpected Threesome Ch. 08

by Joanmcarthy on Sep 25, 2017
Group Sex

This is a continuation from my previous "Unexpected Threesome" stories; although you shouldn't need to have read them to enjoy this. The story was inspired by actual platonic relationships I observed in operation in similar circumstances. You can decide the likelihood of such a mismatched age relationship developing this way. Ned, the owner of a yacht crui...

A Teacher's Dilemma Ch. 02

by bydasea on Mar 24, 2020
Novels and Novellas

Greetings everyone. I was asked if I ever wrote stories for a fan. Well, I had to say no, but was willing to try. I started the story and sent it to the fan and she loved it. Then she decided to help me write about her. This is her fantasy as she has described to me about what she wants in life. Between the 2 of us, we have made a very interesting story. T...

6-4=3

by StangStar06 on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

Hi folks, those of you who don't like longer stories should probably skip this one. Mikothebaby and I have done two or three shorter little gimmick pieces for the last few and we wanted a chance to stretch out and do a story with no ghosts or goblins or tricks. We wanted a story about people relating to each other or not relating to each other and how it aff...

Breaking Clichés Ch. 04

by MrIllusion on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Note: This story, like most of the Breaking Clichés stories, is slightly edgier than my other stories. This one veers more towards the exhibitionism & voyeurism side rather than the light domination & bondage of the previous stories. ***** "Wanna choose what I wear so that I can place you in a state of deep need just before I leave for class?" said Scarle...