Hey guys, I am bringing you a Seymore Butts review today. To tell you the truth, I've never seen any of his stuff until now. I've seen more of him on Showtime than anything else. No surprise I picked an all anal for my first Seymore Butts review. Hop aboard The Anal Express! The movie is shot like a reality series. Seymore goes around with his camera and st...
Neo Pornographia: The Secret Tapes of Michael Ninn, written and directed by Michael Ninn. Neo Pornographia stars Audrey Hollander, Melissa Lauren, Sandra Romaine, Julie Knight, Anthony Hardwood, Frank Gun, Alex Knight, Mike Foster, and Otto Bauer. * First things first. This is not for everyone. This DVD is extremely hardcore. If you don't like extreme pene...
Let me start my review by saying "GIRL CUM ROCKS". If you have read some of my past reviews you know I like squirters. I couldn't wait to review a movie with all squirters. I picked up Juicy G-Spots Vol. 3 by Simon Wolf Bold to satisfy my lust. It stars Denice K., Nadia Styles, Missy Monroe, Heather Pink, Alektra and Brianna Love. It's produced and directed...
I feel very privileged to review Nectar's first gonzo title. Fresh Asses is put out by 1stStrike, Nectar's new gonzo face. Directed by Skeeter Kerkove, the self-imposed king of sodomy. So right out of the gate this has a good chance of being a decent ass flick. The movie stars a cast of girls I've never seen before and that's saying something. Hillary Scott,...
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It's our third date. I invite you over for dinner and a movie. We end up on the couch. You lie on top of me in your sundress, your back against my chest, my arms wrapped around you. I massage your breasts over your dress, then rub and finger your pussy. Then, you ride my cock reverse cowgirl until I cum inside you. This is a slow and intimate audio. I took...
DJ La Pica (Carmen Morales) broadcast her first Top 10 Lesbian Country and Western Tunes list near the end of Chapter 34 of Who Killed Jenny Schecter (see below in case you missed them). Without further ado: "Good afternoooooon, San Francisco! This is your besty former convict galpal, Alice Pieszecki, broadcasting live from the Tower of Power here at Stati...
At the recording of the 1st RWBY episode of always open, Kara Eberle and Barbara Dunkelman were talking to Lindsay Jones nee Tuggey and Arryn Zech. The four of them were sitting on the Always Open couch. Kara snuggled up against Barbara, while Arryn snuggled up against Lindsay. Kara looked into Barbara's blue eyes and they began to kiss each other. As they k...
Author's note: This is an exaggeration of an actual incident a week or so ago. The real panties were red lace :) An Apology My dearest darling wife I am sorry. This was inexcusable, but partly your doing. I jerked off last night while you slept beside me. I woke around 3am with a stiff aching cock. I assumed that I just had to pee so I headed to the ba...
"Don't look at me like you're surprised, I know how much of a cock whore you are," she says. "Why don't you get over here and suck my strapon you skanky little bitch." I refuse, knowing there was no way I was going to give her a blow job. However, she comes over and grabs me firmly by the hair and yanks me over. "On your knees bitch!" She forces me down to m...