SEX PARODY CAST : JAMES (ME) SPENCE (SPENCE FROM THE KING OF QUEENS) MY GIRLFRIEND KAT (KAT DENNINGS) MY MOM KATHIE LEE (KATHIE LEE GIFFORD) I've been living with my girlfriend Kat for a year. I've been sharing the apartment with my best friend Spence for three. We've been best friends since we were kids. We're different, but we get along great. I gues...
Chapter 1 -- Red Dying sucked. I promised Reba I would care for her for the rest of her life or die trying. Little did I know. And she always said I'd better not, because if I died first, she'd reverse haunt my ass. "Reverse haunt? Baby, what are you talking about?" Her grey eyes bored through me. "You know my family has the gift, Red -- we have for gen...
Author's note: Please don't get overly upset. This is fiction. If it's not for you that's fine, there's lots of other stuff out there you may prefer. Go have fun. And besides, there's very little here that hasn't already been done, by the patriarchy to women. If this story upsets you, then think about how it's been for women all these years. It's also enti...
The bed was wet with my squirt juice but I couldn't be bothered to do anything about it except lay there, stunned, in my own filth. It was the same fantasy I'd been having lately that had brought me the orgasm that turned into a tidal wave. It was a fantasy I had found myself turning to more and more as the weeks passed. I hadn't told John what had been maki...
She and Danny fell asleep again shortly after. Elise felt like a cat curled up next to him. When they finally woke up that afternoon, he talked her into going for a hike at the park. It was unseasonably warm for the end of February, almost 50°. "As much as I would love to spend all day in bed with you, it's too nice to not get outside," Danny insisted. "Plu...
“I’m goning to miss you” says your mum in her foreign accent as she wraps her arms around you. You lean down to hug her back before giving her a kiss on the cheek goodbye. You wave off her car as she begins to reverse out of her parking spot before disappearing. You then turn around and take a good look at your ginormous campus. After taking in the change of...
This story is set in the world of Pokémon, only sexier. All characters are far more open to having sex, and the victor of a Pokémon battle can choose to have sex with the loser rather than getting paid. Any contributions should adhere to this, and any Pokémon put in should only appear in a region that they normally would. Note: All characters are 18 or above...
Beth arrives at Stardew valley stepping out into the warm spring air and takes a deep breath of the country air. The scent of cherry blossoms and fresh grass brought a smile to her face. Wearing only overalls the sun bathes her large chest in warmth as it bounces on her walk to her new farm. Aside from her chest and butt she was a pretty average sized girl a...
I arrived at the convention center at one-thirty and told the security guard at the front door that I was there to see Don Harkness. He consulted a clipboard and then asked me what my name was and then he picked up a phone and made a call. "Mr. Harkness? There is a Shelly Dawson here to see you. Yes sir." He hung up and told me that Mr. Harkness would be r...
Embrace Her To hell with it. Deckard had spent so many years of his life alone on the frontier that the need for honest companionship overrode his lawman's instinct to find answers. He hugged Corani, pulling her tight against him as she purred into his chest. He felt a rush of emotions rise up. "Goddess," he murmured, feeling ancient wetness well up in...