"Mornin dude." I said to my buddy, Rich, as he came out of the spare bedroom. I was sitting on the couch in the living room playing Battlefield 4 on my Xbox. "Sup man" Rich replied as he went into the bathroom for his morning piss. Rich and I have been best friends since middle school so when he and his ex-wife split up it was only natural to let him cra...
Ahoy there! Bare bottom birching and wife sharing, dead ahead. Come about and reverse course if that's not your cup of tea. Sorry if this story is not for you, matey. A work of fiction, meaning it's all make-believe. All characters are over 18. This sequential tall tale is best understood by starting with chapter one, but here's a synopsis. Empty nesters...
Previously, Rich had found himself the subject of his latest challenge, issued by the seductively enigmatic Miss Terrie. This time it was all about Jennifer Lopez, on a cruise ship packed with lots of celebrities. All went well, except his gut feeling betrayed him, just as he wanted to make his move on her. This conflict was cut short however but some strang...
The sun was rising over the sparkling waters of Echo Lake. The cries of the Loons could be heard welcoming another day. It was to be my first day alone at our summer cottage in the Muskokas. My husband had returned to work in the city leaving me to enjoy the solitude of a summer escape away from the hectic pace of city life. We had recently purchased the...
It was a particularly sunny Friday lunchtime and we decided to forsake our usual pub lunch and go for a walk instead. We only had an hour so chose a path close to home which on a clear day should allow stunning views of the surrounding countryside. We wandered along chatting about nothing in particular, most people were at work or school and there was no o...
"This is the last time Nancy, I mean it. We can't afford anymore accidents on our insurance; the premiums are going through the roof. If you have one ore accident I'm going to have to drop you from the policy," Dr Morris said as he gazed at his auto insurance bill. His wife Nancy just bowed her head and listened to his lecture as the effects of her fourth ac...
Thank you all for your positive comments and feedback! Wasn't sure what to expect on my first submission. Not sure how to edit the first story to make it include Chapter 1 in the title, but I'll just add Chapter 2 to this story and I imagine most people can figure it out. ;) If you haven't read the first story, please do so before this one to understand ever...
Erin was up late night, doing a little bit of studying. She had the television on, watching one of her favorite late night movies while studying. Suddenly, Gary Coleman pops up on the television wearing a business suit in front of shelves, stacked with bras. He began advertising for the Mega Wonder Bra. "For all the ladies out there with humongous breasts...
My name is Cynthia Wilson. And I'm the whitest black chick you've ever met. Tall, slender, brown-skinned and green-eyed. The daughter of a biracial businessman and an African-American supermodel. I was born into wealth and privilege, and I'm sorry to say that I was quite stuck-up because of that. Also, I was one of those privileged black women who looked dow...
Jeff set Jen up with his cousin Richard. We went to Vinnie T's on Lancaster Avenue. Jeff could absolutely afford a champagne budget, but he seemed to have beer tastes, even though he wasn't old enough to legally purchase beer, and I had never seen him drink it. "You really know how to impress a girl," I said. "This place is just a habit from my impoverishe...