"I hate to break it to you gentlemen, but we are pathetic," sighed Roger Lamar, head of the Theater Department of the North Metropolitan Community College. "Look at us: six grown men on a Friday night, debating which Goddamned porno to watch. Back in the day, when fresh collegiate trim was a perquisite of our profession, guys like us would gather at the end...
Their first time, when Chandler wanted to go down on Sandra, she'd objected, said she was "ugly down there." "I know that's something men do to please women," she said, her clipped, mysterious accent, "But you don't have to do that, really." And it was part of the game she was playing, or so Chandler assumed. So he turned out the light, none of her alleg...
Kimberly Landford buzzed through the suburban streets with the wind blowing her curly, reddish-brown hair in all directions. The care-free girl had taken her last test the day before at Tyler College, and was looking forward to a relaxing summer. Gone were the worries of research papers and final exams. Her radio blared, and she bopped to the rhythm in "MTV...
AUTHORS NOTE: Many of the characters appearing in this story were first introduced in previous works, including Donkey Boy William, Big Jim and Little Tim, and 14" James - Undercover Cop. ***** "A girl's gotta earn a living...oh my God," Jane cackled. "That's it. That's the fucking title!" As soon as the words were out of her mouth Monica knew the stal...
Once again, if you can't take a little humor, then step away now. LYG *** I pulled my brand new used '53 GMC pickup onto the knoll, and turned the key to the off position. It was a gorgeous sundown, just right for puttin' away a few beers. I handed Al, my buddy, a couple of cans of Lucky Lager, he was right on top of it with his churchkey. He punched thou...
"Did you really mean it?" I looked over the table at her. I was having lunch with my wife's best friend. And a good friend to me, when it comes down to it. "Mean what, honey?" "That night, when you said next to Janie, if you ever fell in love with anyone else, it would be me?" I remembered the conversation. Lori was married to an asshole, a serial cheate...
"What the hell do you mean eight hundred bucks?" I practically yelled into the phone. "It's a fucking water pump!" My mechanic gave me some song and dance about having to pull a load of shit off the engine to get to the broken part. "Fuck, dude," I said. "Where the hell am I getting that kind of money?" He gave me some more song and dance. "I'll call you...
Chapter 12: Peter takes Gwen "Do you want this?" Sue asked quietly, letting Peter's penis rest in her palm. Gwen opened her eyes and looked at her, a glance of fear and lust in equal measure but she said nothing. Sue felt the monster in her hand jerk at her words and looked at Peter, his eyes were firmly fixed between Gwen's open legs. Gwen followed his gaz...
This is the story of a young woman's conviction as a terrorist and what happens to her when she is sentenced to penal slavery. Penal slavery is not impossible. The Thirteenth and Fourteenth Amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America do NOT prohibit slavery. They only LIMIT slavery to punishment for crimes. In other words, the Constitution...
(This is both parts combined for the "Summer Lovin Contest) * One summer, I had the best job a young man can have, I was a bartender at a a resort in the tropics that my Uncle Mike owns. Uncle Mike couldn't pick me out of a police lineup, and his kids run the place, but family is family. They were at least eight years older than me, and we had never been c...