Making Walmart Whoopie 1: Incognito In Iowa Friends ask why I chose the lovers I do. The answer is because of their appeal. They are real in a way that the wannabe actresses of Hollywood aren’t. I can have all the attractive women (and men) I could ever want, such are the benefits of having an award winning comedy show and a sizable endowment, but there is...
My wife Paula and I have found that nothing adds as much spice to our sex life as doing it in unusual places or situations. Take, for example, the opening at the art exhibit where Paula does volunteer work. We were invited to the opening of the exhibit in a downtown hotel. It was a wonderful location and I thought it would surely draw a huge crowd. Circula...
Thanks for all the kind words about parts one & two, now for the sex! As soon as my mother-in-law’s hand touched my hardness I nearly came right there! How long I had dreamed of this moment! She seemed to want me as much as I wanted her. She slowly started to stroke my hard cock, moaning as she kissed me. One of my hands was squeezing her ass while the othe...
It all started when we were dating. The Wife was always horny as fuck. The first time that I went to meet the future In-Laws, I was in the bathroom, in she pops!! She's standing behind me as I am pissing. Grabs my cock, starts stroking it as I finish. Kissing my neck, which always gets me excited. I am now hard as a rock, she turns me around and takes my 10...
The year is 2015, three years since the world's economy collapsed. Every country experienced a deep depression, technology was at a standstill due to the break down in the world's economy, small business owners went bankrupt, major companies started cutbacks on spending and laying off workers, unemployment sky rocketed. Only the already wealthy and famous th...
Melissa passed the group of ranch hands playing cards outside by the corral, an ice chest of cold beers alongside them but curiously enough, no piles of money in the ante pot this time. Oh well, maybe they'd just gotten started, she thought as she passed them with just a glance and headed inside to tend to her mare. If she had really known what they were w...
July 4, 2016 "So much for your last-ever shift in the ER being a quiet one, Dr. Vincent. We've got an ambulance inbound." The EMTs wheeled the gurney in and Dr. Jaclyn Vincent met them at the door. "Okay, what have we got?" "White male, mid-to-late 20s, head trauma, possible thoracic trauma and internal bleeding, BP is 100 over 70." "Cause?" the trauma s...
You know his name. Of course you know him. All of America knows him, or thinks they do because he's in their homes once a week, at least. My claim to fame is that only I know him inside and out, through and through. So why can I say what I just said, about America's favorite comedian and writer? Because he owns me, and won't let me leave. There. That's Jay...
Her raspy voice did not fit her 18 year old body. Perfect skin and private school poise made her seem more mature than she was. Her mother would be bringing her to the local university next week my niece told me. Emmy was a stunner in any generation. She asked why my wife had not come with me on this trip. I had said "for medical reasons," but later on she...
Sometimes, you just need something simple. No emotional ties, no complications, no "relationships", just sex. I was in that position tonight. My company had flown me to Chicago for three long, boring days of business meetings. I was leaving on the noon flight tomorrow from O'Hare. I just wanted someone to blow off some steam with. This wasn't my first rode...