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A Linda Christmas

by The OLD FART on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Chapter One I got home from work last Wednesday and the light was flashing on the machine. Probably someone who wanted to know when I was going to make my overdue payment. The voice was hesitant, but that Chicago accent was definitely Linda's. She wanted to know if I was cousin Pete, said she didn't want to go into anything on the machine, but if it was me,...

Kissing Cassandra Ch. 00

by fartfalcon on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Author's note: I would like to thank my editor, honeywldcat, for all her help and advice! Check out her submissions! Kissing Cassandra Prologue Present Day Korey heard his doorbell ring. He muted the TV and moved his laptop onto the coffee table. He guessed it was going to be a sales person, probably inquiring about shampooing carpet or some sort of soli...

Out There Ch. 02

by Domdomain on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

A dozen miles farther and Ben pulls the old truck off the main highway and onto a narrow secondary road called the Ashnola River road. Even in the dark, the scenery passing through the headlights takes your breath away with the craggy ruggedness of it. Ever since you're previous stop, you have remained pasted to Ben's side. You never want to break the warmth...

Dubbed a No-hoper

by EgmontGrigor2020 on Mar 3, 2020
Romance

Lionel Hilton stretched, farted and went to the bathroom. His face was a mess, with dried blood over cuts and one eye almost closed from being punched multiple times. As he urinated, he remembered being in a punch-up with a guy and two of his mates. The Arsehole was unnecessarily upset that Lionel had invited the guy's girlfriend to accompany him to a bedr...

The Brazen Fury

by flutterbykiss64 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

I couldn’t help but think and long for you as the days grew farther and farther apart since we had been together. I wanted you more and more with every second. All I could do was think of how glorious you made me feel when we were together. The intensity the fire the passion we felt. Like no other human existed only us and our hunger for each other. We were...

Turning Seasons

by MagicaPractica on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

Sarah leaned forward and looked down into the foaming water. Just a little farther and she could topple so easily into the water, let it pull her under. Just... let go. Far below, the waves crashed so loud it was like constant thunder. Nobody to miss me. If I died out here, someone would eventually come looking, not because I mattered to them but because I...

Cupid's Table

by Wordcraft on Feb 10, 2020
Romance

Italics are in use for word emphasis and song titles. Three spaced dots . . . indicate the character's hesitation, reluctance, or a brain fart and can't think of the words. Three spaced dots at the end of a sentence indicates an unfinished or interrupted sentence. This is my first submission to Literotica. The seed of inspiration for this story came to me a...

Loving the Mother To Be

by sara_isabella on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Ariel looked in the mirror with a critical eye. At twenty-five and a half weeks pregnant, her body was becoming grossly bent out of shape to her way of thinking. Her belly stood out farther than her breast, which were even now still growing well beyond their small A cup before her pregnancy began. She had dark circles under her eyes and lets not forget the s...

Her Face

by Starlight on Sep 19, 2017
Romance

I stood on the balcony taking in the panoramic view of the bay with its calm waters, and farther out the huge rollers crashing against the two arms of land protecting the inner waters. I turned briefly from the view to look along the façade of the building. It was then I saw her. On the next balcony, her elbow resting on the balustrade, her chin cupped in h...

Mike and Mary

by PTBzzzz on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

I am Mike. I grew up in a small town that was so far out in the middle of nowhere that we were heading back in on the other side. If you farted on the south side of town, they knew about it on the north side within 5 minutes. We did not have a stop light in town, just a 4 way stop at the square. I was never a person that someone would notice. Average is the...