by
LesbianMuses
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
Rejections that should, but don't work:
You would thinking telling a guy you're not interested works. However, he doesn't comprehend the notion that someone isn't interested in his gold-embossed skin. Because clearly, he's a walking Oscar Award, and every woman should worship him.
A guy is hitting on you in a bar and won't fuck off. So you tell him you're...
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by
SZENSEI
on Mar 5, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Ever wonder what your Ancestors were like? Were they good people? We all probably consider that they are just as good as we try to be. Were they bad people? It's a safe bet that there are always a few skeletons in the closet. Attic. Basement. Backyard. None of us truly know. Some of us wish we did. For James Ian Pryce he's been given the opportunity. Body su...
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by
backdoorboogie
on Dec 24, 2019
NonHuman
I'm Stephanie, my Granny, Beryl and Granddad, Ivor own a farm. It has been in our family for generations. When I was 18 I went to stay with them for the last school summer holidays before I finished education. I had visited them every Summer Holiday since the age of 11. I love my Grand parents they are so much cooler and chilled out than my actual, high stre...
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by
SexlessInSeoul
on Sep 16, 2017
Romance
Many thanks to my editor, theMasterBaiter, for their keen eye and insightful feedback.
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The sun was still high in the sky when we got off the bus in front of the resort. The autumn sky was cloudless and deep blue. As we approached the lodge, a white- and gold-uniformed valet asked our names, then took our bags.
The main lodge was a great log-house...
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Non-Erotic
Jovita and Hanna strolled through the Metropolitan Museum of Art to the exhibit on Ancient Egypt. One the way there, Jovita expressed her excitement to Hanna. "Today, we're going to see the history of your ancestors."
Hanna gently disagreed, "My ancestors are Jewish, not Egyptian. The Met doesn't bother showing Jewish culture, because the Jews never establi...
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by
peggysue69
on Jul 28, 2020
Romance
Normally Digitis, a maid of eighteen, would be a lot happier to be strolling the halls towards her Pater's (Dad's) officer. The office was just next to the large library filled with large shelves and generously stocked with all sorts of books in many different languages. It was arguably the best collection of printed literature four miles around and Digitis...
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by
silverpj
on May 22, 2019
Toys & Masturbation
It was a toy sword pushed down my trousers at the age of ten that felt strangely nice that started my masturbation practice, and like almost every man (woman too) on the planet, I've been practicing lots ever since.
I'm married and we have a great sex life but I still like to pleasure myself. Reading about how Romans used to beat themselves with branches of...
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by
madam_noe
on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic
Copyright Nora Quick 2012.
As always, I welcome comments and feedback!
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"Again!" Morrigan cried and I swiftly turned and brought my sword to my opponent's neck. Faster this time, he dropped his broadsword and cried mercy.
My goddess clapped. "Keelin, this is excellent!"
I was dripping with sweat. For two years I'd w...
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by
Barbara
on Sep 15, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Kent's initial attitude to my new found hobby was of mixed caution. I assured him that I would organise Neville to meet the clients that he would have otherwise picked up from the airport and bring them to a new helipad once it was completed. We could arrange luxury transport from there to Lakeside or one of our motels in the town. Slowly but surely, he warm...
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by
zaheer12a
on Sep 13, 2017
First Time
Aphrodite, the lovely goddess of love, was watching from the Olympus. Zeus married her to Hephaistos, the ugliest of gods, who would never have gotten Aphrodite, the most beautiful woman the gods had ever seen and would see, without Zeus' actions. So to satisfy her needs every now and then she looked for a beautiful young man who could satisfy the goddess of...
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