Tu nombré es Carlos un hermafrodita masculino, tienes la apariencia de un hombre y un pene pero también tienes una vagina y un útero, tienes la capacidad de embarazar o quedar embarazado. Una noche te diriges a el club hermafrodita. Al entrar en recepción te encuentras con una demonio con piel roja y un par de cuernos y alas que se encuentra detrás de un esc...
This is a sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real Hollywood, CA. 1:30 pm A Photography Studio I had rented out a very expensive studio to do a photoshoot... or so I thought... that would make a lot of noise... and make me a lot of money. It was a double photoshoot between two of the biggest name women in sports... former UFC and current WWE Women's Champion Ro...
Fast Times At Fucked Up High By : DickThePimp THIS AIN'T ABOUT SCHOOL... FUCKED UP HIGH IS THE NAME OF MY HOME "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" ....... AND FUCK! "Mmm... Mmm... Mmmmmmm!" I've got my face, nose deep up Ronda Rousey's gorgeous, firm ass. I'm tossing her fucking salad like a five star chef. Yum! Tongue all up in that booty, licki...
It was a stolen weekend I was curled up with Roger together on the carpet with a bit of soft light as we view a collection of erotic movies, caressing one another and enjoying the moment, an amateur portion comes on of a couple in their room not very imitative but good, and the thought clicks in our mind. "Think we could do better?" he asks me "Definitel...
Ronda stood by the window, peeking out the curtain. Her boyfriend Mark had been out of town for two weeks, and he was due back any moment. The anticipation was killing her as she thought of the plans she had for their afternoon. When she saw the pick?up pull up to the curb, she turned to Matthew, grinning from ear to ear. “He’s here,” she announced. “Alrig...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real. "How long have you been driving celebrities?" "About a year. It's a part time diversion for me." "Diversion from what?" "Life in general... No, just kidding, from my other job." "What's your other job?" "I'm a pimp." "You're kidding." "Nope. Pimpin' ain't easy ma'am." "Ha. I'm sure. Call me Ronda. I like you J...
Ronda Rousey nervously adjusted the painting in her large hall one more time. It's wasn't squint but it gave her something to do and wasted another five seconds of this time that was passing so slowly. The 29 year old glanced up at her ornate hanging clock (paid for by one of her early UFC victories) and groaned as she saw the second hand hit exactly for eig...
There exists an Internet entity called the Internet Relay Chat or IRC. The IRC took over where the older services, CompuServe first and then AOL left off. I became slightly addicted to "chat" back in 1988 on CompuServe. Those chat services were not free as IRC was and after about 5 years of it I called it a day. Then in the late 90s I discovered IRC and my a...
This is part 2 of a story about a couple on vacation. You don't necessarily have to read part 1 to enjoy this one, but it does help. After showering, we get dressed and head over to Ronda’s room. She’s ready (in more ways than we know at this point) and we leave for the concert. You’re both dressed very provocatively, enjoying your time away from home. I...
SEX FICTION SEX IS MY KINGDOM... ALL HAIL ME AND MY COCK FUCKING IS LIVING... SO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER YOUR HORNY ASS OFF Sitting in the kitchen of my mother in law Kris Jenner. I'm waiting for my wife Kim Kardashian. I'm not a fan of waiting around. Even though Kris is on her knees, under the kitchen table, sucking me off. She's pregnant with my child......