This never would have happened if my upstairs neighbors hadn't practically dared me to drink the beer in the blue cup. See, I was bored to death, and the guys upstairs were having a party—well, it was just them, but they were rowdy and laughing, and like I said, I was completely bored. I had been about to take a shower when their music started, so I was nud...
Ship's Doctor Beverly Crusher leaned forward in her chair and took a deep breath. "Go ahead, Beverly," Deanna Troi, the ship's counselor said. Deanna, being half betazoid, could sense something was deeply wrong with her friend. "Well, I'm not sure how to say it, Deanna. It's rather embarrassing" Beverly told her. Beverly's blue eyes darted around the room....
10 Easy Steps To Getting Laid, or How To Get Someone To Sleep With You Have you ever wondered just how you can get someone to sleep with you? You know the hot guy or girl that everyone wants but you have just never been able to get with. There are a lot of magazine articles and how-to books out there, but most of them are total bullshit. The person you desi...
Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi opened her eyes and looked around, trying to get her bearings. She was in a grass field, but couldn't remember how she got there. The last thing she remembered was being aboard the Enterprise, but what happened? There was an accident. Yes. It was starting to come back to her. They were attacked by Ferengi. The Captain ordered eve...
Please note that this story consists of many short chapters, hopefully going live at a fast rate. If you don't like stories consisting of many short chapters, instead of commenting "The chapters are too short," just wait until it's done and read it all at once.The usual "everybody's of legal age" caveats apply. PROLOGUE "You have me worried," I said. "I...
Wearing a white dress shirt and a patterned tie, he stood out like a sore thumb in the Greasy Axle, the most notorious biker bar in town. But Andrew Reynolds didn't mind the sneers of the leather-clad patrons too much, because he was on the hunt. It had been almost two weeks since his strange encounter with a succubus named Melissa. His new job was time cons...
Disclaimer: Low stroke potential, but an interesting story. Reid looked out at the western sky, painted in vivid pinks and purples like the backdrop for an epic movie. This was the reason he and Heather had moved up to the Sierra foothills - nature, in all it's raging glory. It was humbling, refreshing, awe-inspiring. It was also a good place for marijuana...
During most of my teenage and adult life (I was 29 as this story starts) many people called me -- or at least thought that I was even if they didn't call me that -- paranoid. However, I felt that I was skeptical, not paranoid, and that skepticism was healthy so I had no desire to change. However, I lost a relationship and a first (we were too young to marry...
Night. New York. Strangers streaming by. I'm walking upstream against a tide. Everyone's headed for Times Square. It's New Year's. It's early but my evening is over. She wasn't the one for me. I didn't want to get frozen and squashed with her for hours, even for a New Year's kiss. There is no one I want to be squashed against right now. I should get home be...
"I'm leaving, are you going to say goodbye or should I just leave?" Eva complained to her husband. He scoffed, grumbling something under his breath refusing to acknowledge his wife while he focused on the dishes. "Fine, I'm leaving. Don't wait up." She stormed out the front door slamming it behind her. Never mind that it's your own damn fault that I am g...