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Holy Joe

by kewtieboy on Sep 16, 2017
First Time

I felt like a cheat at times. My family had brought me up extremely religiously. We went to church on Sunday's, sometimes even twice, and I had to attend various bible classes during the week. As a child the few friends I had outside school were from the church and mum and dad usually disapproved of any little friends I brought back from school so I just sto...

Love at First Sight Theory

by javmor79 on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

This is a continuation of my "Innocent Texts" series. This story could act as a stand-alone, but it is so much better if you read the first installments. In this chapter, we hear from Brian. I will let you guys know this character is based on a REAL PERSON. This story is loosely based on real events. I took some creative liberties, but the premise of the sto...

Rose Faded

by hotprof1973 on Jul 30, 2019
Loving Wives

I'd like to give a huge thanks to rnebular for again taking the time to edit what turned out to be a longer story and providing insightful suggestions, which improved the story. For the nitpickers, I'm aware Green Bay cheerleaders aren't as described, but took some creative license because I wanted to use them as the team in the story. Also, the one play tha...

Six Times a Day Pt. 05

by spacer x on Sep 25, 2017
Novels and Novellas

At well over a million words, this is one of a handful of the longest erotic stories ever written. The first couple of parts are mostly build up and teasing, but there's lots of sex later on. The story also has love, humor, plot, character, and a lot of popular acclaim, so you should give it a try if you haven't already. It has incestuous themes as well, so...

Best of Both Worlds

by Pussyrider on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

My name's Jakki Noble, and I'm a stand-up comedian. Well, actually I work in a government office in South London, and do stand-up in my spare time. I'm quite well-known on the circuit, and I'm on first-name terms with some of the biggest names in the business. I've done a show at the Edinburgh Fringe for the last four years; it always costs me a lot more set...

No Phones, No TV, and No Internet

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * Finally free, my life without the telephone, the television, and the Internet is better. In my new daily celebration of Earth Day, not wasting water and electricity, and driving an economical car, I conserve energy and preserve natural resources whenever I can. Other than recycling, which I do, I don't wea...

Black Cuckolding In Montreal

by Samuelx on Sep 11, 2017
Interracial Love

Never say never, I guess that's what the moral of the story is. When my husband Benjamin "Benny" LaCroix told me that he wanted me to cuckold him, I think my jaw hit the floor. Benny is six-foot-one, lean and muscular, with dark brown skin, curly Black hair and lime-green eyes. My darling husband is biracial, born in the City of Montreal to a French Canadian...

Loose Meat In Lanford: Dan Departs

by Anachronism on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

NIGHT –EXTERIOR The theme music fades and the still photo of the Conner house establishes that the porch light is off. CUT TO – INTERIOR –LIVING ROOM The house is dark but the television is on. The set is throwing out a bluish light on the worn couch but there is no sound. ROSEANNE CONNER, wife, mother and restaurant owner, emerges from the basement/her wr...

Dirty Molly & the English Greenhorn

by Pussyrider on Sep 16, 2017
Mature

(For the benefit of American readers, one stone in weight is equal to 14 pounds.) For me, 1993 was a memorable year in many ways. I turned 18 and became a 'man'; I lost my virginity; my football team, Sheffield Wednesday, reached two cup finals, losing both; I became the first member of my family to win a place at university; Bill Clinton, the first really...

Belinda Ch. 03

by Humpdee84 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The ride home from the party for Belinda and Rachel was punctuated by fits of laughter as they discussed the evening's events. The look on Eddie's face, the shock of Frank's arrival, the acceptance of Belinda's parents and the confusion everyone else seemed to be feeling as they watched the key players interacting in a rather odd way. Of course Carl's depart...