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Loose Meat In Lanford: Dan Departs

by Anachronism on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

NIGHT –EXTERIOR The theme music fades and the still photo of the Conner house establishes that the porch light is off. CUT TO – INTERIOR –LIVING ROOM The house is dark but the television is on. The set is throwing out a bluish light on the worn couch but there is no sound. ROSEANNE CONNER, wife, mother and restaurant owner, emerges from the basement/her wr...

Holy Joe

by kewtieboy on Sep 16, 2017
First Time

I felt like a cheat at times. My family had brought me up extremely religiously. We went to church on Sunday's, sometimes even twice, and I had to attend various bible classes during the week. As a child the few friends I had outside school were from the church and mum and dad usually disapproved of any little friends I brought back from school so I just sto...

Sir Knight

by the_shires on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Roseanne stood on her toes to better see the king and his colorful retinue as they approached the small village of Ashton. Flags flew in the breeze, dust formed a cloud covering much of the country road. A trumpet was playing to herald their arrival. "They'll be staying here for a full week," Roseanne's friend Sarah said. "All those knights here for a full...

Secret Asian Man Ch. 02

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

"My husband Tom cheated on me with that Filipina chick, Angelica Arroyo, and I think he's serious about her, what am I going to do?" Roseanne Burton-Stanfield sobbed, and the six-foot-tall, blonde-haired and blue-eyed Texan woman looked at her best friend Sharon Winston, who was too busy checking her cell phone to pay attention to her. Welcome to my dreary l...

Black Man Marries A White Lady

by Samuelx on Sep 11, 2017
Interracial Love

Living in Quebec isn't easy for a young Black immigrant man, seriously. La belle province has a complex history with its immigrant population, and the fact that non-Whites have way more offspring than French Canadians do has a lot of people worried about tomorrow's Quebec. They fear that us Africans, Arabs, Indians, Latinos, and Chinese people will take over...

Art Deco Pt. 02

by Sputnik57 on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

In the morning, Celeste dropped him off at his apartment to allow him to pack some clothes for the few days away; 'Not that you'll spend much time with them one!' joked the spicy redhead. As he let himself in he found a laptop on the lounge table, with a note on top of it; a bright red lipstick kiss adorned the note; "This is for you; my new acquisition....

Loose Meat In Lanford 0.5

by Anachronism on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Loose Meat In Lanford# 0.5: Defroster Synopsis: In LMIL # 0, Dan Conner was caught jacking off to a Compton Cheerleaders Cum Catchers porno tape one night by Roseanne. A fight followed. It was revealed that there had been no regular coitus between man and wife for 2 years, by order of Roseanne. She also prohibited her husband from masturbating though she al...

Petra the Small Ch. 02

by Scorpio44 on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

This story contains nudity, sexual activities shared in a group setting, romance, Love, affection and conversations about relationships, Love, Life and even God. This is not a "Wham-Bam-Thank-you" story. It is fiction, and it is possible. Fiction means the characters in the story may not have the same names in life, may not live where they story places them,...

Third Time Lucky

by demure101 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Caithleen McManus was an only child. Her father was an English teacher who enjoyed teaching literature, and her mum was quite happy taking care of their child, the little dog, the household and the garden. She was a good cook and Caithleen loved her. She had a sheltered youth and grew up to be a happy young woman. She had lovely eyes, so much so that even...

Down the Hatch

by GloriaWill on Aug 30, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

When I was a teen my parents owned quite a large boat. It had two sleeping cabins, a galley, sitting room, head etc. My parents planned to go on an overnight cruise with one of dad's business partners and his wife up the Hudson River and later in the evening dock and go to dinner at a restaurant. I was elected to be the "crew" on this particular trip. My re...